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self biased
25-06-2009, 22:11:35
DEAD.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/

Provost Harrison
25-06-2009, 22:19:58
I just looked at the news and it says he has been rushed to hospital. Is he actually dead? :eek:

self biased
25-06-2009, 22:28:12
tmz.com, LA times, and CBS all agree.

Provost Harrison
25-06-2009, 22:32:33
You know he's dead, he's dead, you know it!

self biased
25-06-2009, 22:33:25
really really dead.

Provost Harrison
25-06-2009, 22:38:48
The question is though, just how fucking long it will take him to decompose. And if they try to cremate him...*WHOOSH*

self biased
25-06-2009, 22:49:40
it'll likely get passed up by roaches for somthing to eat.

Venom
26-06-2009, 01:07:55
We must raise him from the dead so he can now properly perform the Thriller dance.

jsorense
26-06-2009, 05:18:00
We must raise him from the dead so he can now properly perform the Thriller dance.Venom, you sux.:gasmaske_rolleyes:

Funko
26-06-2009, 08:49:03
Apparently the coroner has already ruled out sunlight, moonlight and good times and the final cause of death was the boogie.

(stolen from Peter Serafinowicz)

Michael Jackson FIRAXIS
26-06-2009, 09:04:12
wankers

Provost Harrison
26-06-2009, 09:11:08
He was a great beer critic - he will be sadly missed :(

MDA
26-06-2009, 11:16:05
just saw the most horrible interview with the Jackson family lawyer - without being asked he started in on "Michael was innocent!".

protein
26-06-2009, 11:49:44
it was the first arrest he was involved in that didn't involve children.

apparently he whispered to the paramedic "put me in the children's ward"

MOBIUS
26-06-2009, 12:27:04
Rather than being cremated, Jacko is being melted down and turned into lego. That way the kids can play with him for a change.



What's the difference between Alex Fergerson and Jacko? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August



Rumour has it Jacko died of food poisoning - he'd just eaten a ten year old sausage...



Reports of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack are not true, he has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke



So Michael Jackson is dead. I thought he looked pale.



Carlsberg don't do excuses for not playing 50 gigs at The O2 Arena, but if they did it'd probably be the best excuse in the world...



I heard he's still planning to reshoot the thriller video.



Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe". The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.



Whats the difference between a Disney film and Michael Jackson? A Disney film can still touch kids



I've heard his face is going to be recycled into carrier bags. That way he'll still be white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.

mr_B
26-06-2009, 12:32:17
So Michael Jackson is dead. I thought he looked pale.



:lol:

Japher
26-06-2009, 13:00:30
I wonder how his funeral will work with CA high anti-pollution laws. I'm sure parts of him should be recycled.

Provost Harrison
26-06-2009, 15:13:23
Rather than being cremated, Jacko is being melted down and turned into lego. That way the kids can play with him for a change.



What's the difference between Alex Fergerson and Jacko? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August



Rumour has it Jacko died of food poisoning - he'd just eaten a ten year old sausage...



Reports of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack are not true, he has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke



So Michael Jackson is dead. I thought he looked pale.



Carlsberg don't do excuses for not playing 50 gigs at The O2 Arena, but if they did it'd probably be the best excuse in the world...



I heard he's still planning to reshoot the thriller video.



Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe". The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.



Whats the difference between a Disney film and Michael Jackson? A Disney film can still touch kids



I've heard his face is going to be recycled into carrier bags. That way he'll still be white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.

I knew the jokes were going to come out eventually but I didn't expect them to start this soon :lol:

Greg W
26-06-2009, 15:15:40
Did you hear McDonalds are doing a tribute burger? 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns!

Provost Harrison
26-06-2009, 16:19:34
Ewwww Greg :lol:

Japher
26-06-2009, 16:49:23
http://www.dill-pickles.com/images/falling-pickle.jpg

Hold the pickle