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paiktis
18-06-2009, 23:53:03
no shit.
i was casualy watching television and i saw something moving inside my t-shirt which was hanging on a chair. turns out it was a very cute little mouse (which i thought i could adopt but it run away. nammed him jimmy).

question: how do i disinfect my t-shirt? is washing it at 30 celcius ok? it can't be washed in higher temp it will shrink.

i'm not going to die from the plague or anything ,right?

Greg W
19-06-2009, 03:13:17
Yep, you're going to die form the Plague unless you burn it and everything else inside your house (cos you never know what else it ran over) straight away! :eek:

Provost Harrison
19-06-2009, 05:47:59
no shit.

Well that's good, you don't want mouse shit on your clothes.

Now stop living in a hovel and get a nice place to live :p

Funko
19-06-2009, 08:09:27
Disinfect? What do you think you are going to get from this mouse?

Washing the t-shirt will be fine. But if you see one mouse there are loads more around.

mr_B
19-06-2009, 09:17:52
funko the Wise !!!

protein
19-06-2009, 10:08:16
it's probably a very young rat.

Funko
19-06-2009, 11:03:39
Why? More likely to be a mouse I would have thought?

protein
19-06-2009, 11:19:04
i'm not saying it really is, it just could be. small rats look like mice. kind of.

i kept seeing my cat bringing in what i thought was little cute mice for a few weeks. then she brought in mummy. plonked her in front of me. still alive.

at the time, in my mind it looked like this:

http://www.vinaminh.com/wp-content/uploads/giant-rat.jpg

protein
19-06-2009, 11:20:33
i said it was a rat to see if he burns his clothes and bleaches his house.

Funko
19-06-2009, 11:24:50
:D

Oerdin
19-06-2009, 11:35:31
i'm not saying it really is, it just could be. small rats look like mice. kind of.

i kept seeing my cat bringing in what i thought was little cute mice for a few weeks. then she brought in mummy. plonked her in front of me. still alive.

at the time, in my mind it looked like this:

http://www.vinaminh.com/wp-content/uploads/giant-rat.jpg

BTW roasted rat hind legs taste pretty good.

protein
19-06-2009, 11:36:26
as long as they don't taste like chicken.

Oerdin
19-06-2009, 11:38:14
No the flavor is entirely different with more fat though the texture is vaguely like brown meat chicken but not entirely. It tastes a bit beefy but is greasier due to the high fat content.

Funko
19-06-2009, 11:38:25
BTW roasted rat hind legs taste pretty good.

Things that desperate for you?

Oerdin
19-06-2009, 11:41:54
It was in Thailand during a jungle training course but thanks for asking. ;)

Funko
19-06-2009, 11:43:04
With Goldie?

Oerdin
19-06-2009, 11:45:12
Hawn? I wish. She was hot in her prime though I don't think mice ever ran across her clothes.

Funko
19-06-2009, 11:46:30
No, Goldie the jungle guy.

Oerdin
19-06-2009, 11:48:57
http://www.americantowns.com/il/chicago/news/jungle-champion-goldie-appears-at-smart-bar-170604

Is that the person you're talking about?

Funko
19-06-2009, 11:49:54
Yes.

Oerdin
19-06-2009, 11:59:44
Then no.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-06-2009, 12:04:17
rat pizza

Oerdin
19-06-2009, 12:09:03
Austrian special?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-06-2009, 12:09:57
san diego standard

paiktis
19-06-2009, 12:11:39
the whole thing is discusting and from my whereabaouts, that's no garden variety mouse/rat! it's sewer rat.
Anyway, i can't really understand where from it entered my appartment. All the wholes etc are sealed. It most probably entered through the balcony, because that's where the chair with the t-shirt was close to.

I think i've calculated a responce. I'm going to buy fence wire and nail it around the base of the balcony. That way my fortress will be secured.

(then I'm going to crouch behind the sofa with a semi-automatic and rain hell on the advancing HORDES)

paiktis
19-06-2009, 12:17:07
it was touching in a way (metaphorically) because the little rodent found serenity inside my t-shirt and pocked out its little head every now and then.
regardless I had to equip myself with a broom to take care of the opposition. thkanfully there were no cameras. But I looked a bit like rambo I'm sure.

paiktis
19-06-2009, 12:18:17
i'm seriously thinking of getting the fuck out of here though now. that was like the last straw. but it's MY HOUSE. but it's in the wrong neighborhood...

Funko
19-06-2009, 12:22:20
Get a cat.

paiktis
19-06-2009, 12:24:33
i hate cats :)

paiktis
19-06-2009, 12:25:36
or rather i'm not terribly fond of them and i never lived with one... but it's something to contemplate sure.

paiktis
19-06-2009, 12:30:43
my mom had fear of cats/dogs and she transmitted it to me.
anyway i managed to overcome it living with a girl that had cats and a dog.
the dogs i like. they're discreet and solid.
the cat whenever we were getting it on would come and wanted a threesome or something. then it got the idea and didn't approach.
but there were other things too.
we were sleeping in serenity and then i'd wake up and the fucking cat would be on the bed rubbing its mug on my face.
then again all these made me not be afraid of cats anymore :D
not terribly keen on getting one of my own though, still

Funko
19-06-2009, 12:32:52
:lol:

Resource Consumer
19-06-2009, 15:39:53
There is a theory that eating the mouse will protect you from any medical problems.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-06-2009, 15:42:10
Only if you eat the mouse on a graveyard at midnight.

Funko
19-06-2009, 15:49:06
Shit

Greg W
19-06-2009, 15:50:22
my mom had fear of cats/dogs and she transmitted it to me.
anyway i managed to overcome it living with a girl that had cats and a dog.
the dogs i like. they're discreet and solid.
the cat whenever we were getting it on would come and wanted a threesome or something. then it got the idea and didn't approach.
but there were other things too.
we were sleeping in serenity and then i'd wake up and the fucking cat would be on the bed rubbing its mug on my face.
then again all these made me not be afraid of cats anymore :D
not terribly keen on getting one of my own though, still:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-06-2009, 16:00:35
Shit

No, that's not required.

Resource Consumer
20-06-2009, 20:59:12
Only if you're Austrian or an accountant from Basildon

Oerdin
20-06-2009, 22:15:05
Basildon isn't even near Reading. It's on the other side of London so think of the traffic.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-06-2009, 07:57:34
Only if you're Austrian or an accountant from Basildon

AFAIK that only applies to balding accountants from Basildon.