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techietone
15-06-2009, 08:31:39
This morning i went to make myself a bacon sandwich, now a bacon sandwich is not bacon sandwich without ketchup !!!(I think a law was passed in 1912 in the uk that you can't eat a bacon sandwich without either ketchup or daddy brown sauce and i don't like brown sauce) well someone used the last of the ketchup and didn't put it on the shopping list !!! and so now we have no ketchup even thou we went food shopping yesterday with the list !!

Its a simple system on the fridge is a list, if you use the last of something or notice we are running low on something you put it on the list !

This is not the first crime like this to be committed in the house this week my wife used the last of my shaving gel for her legs and never put it on the list !! conquences of what i had to use shower gel to shave with and its not easy having a lime like smell up your nose while waving a blade around your face !

These Crimes must stop before someone gets hurt or worse we run out of ketchup again !!

to add insult to injury last night we went as a family to the movies to see my choice of star trek, it was my choice as yesterday was the UK Fathers Day. i went to get the tickets and my wife went to get the snacks a good divsion of labour i thought WRONG ! my wife asked me what i wanted and i said hmmm star trek its must be mars planets then for me as i don't eat popcorn (I really REALLY REALLY hate popcorn, the smell, the taste, the texture its like eating cardboard in my view, foul smelling cardboard at that)

so of my wife goes comes back 5 mins later with a very large bag of popcorn for her and my daughter to share and 3 cokes NO MARS PLANETS, so much for it being my treat to go to the movies (i went and brough my own planets in then end and refused to share them with anyone phah not that wanted any anyway cos thy had a large bag of popcorn).

yeah yeah i know what your all thinking quit whinging, hey i have to throw out these little whinging moment every once in a while or my wife will think she is perfect (what of course in my eyes she is) even if she uses my shaving gel up and forget to get my planets, still not sure of who is guilty on the ketchup but i will get to the bottom of it I promise !



oh and who ever stole the pink lighter will they please return it

Tizzy
15-06-2009, 08:41:26
You just made me panic. Father's Day is actually next Sunday

techietone
15-06-2009, 08:43:29
ha ha is it i have no idea i normally refuse to have anything to do with it, nikki assued me it was this sunday. ha ha she even phoned her father ha ha ha ha oh wait until she gets home lol

Funko
15-06-2009, 08:59:48
When did you use the last of the ketchup?

techietone
15-06-2009, 09:06:35
no no no i am not taking responsiblity for this one i am sure it was kayla yesterday when she made herself hotdogs for lunch.

I think 2 weeks hard labour washing up everyday will teach her a lesson

King_Ghidra
16-06-2009, 12:35:50
ketchup is redundant

mayonnaise is all that is required

and if you can squeeze a fried egg in there, well, more power to you

i shall say one further thing

mushrooms

Japher
16-06-2009, 12:41:31
bacon

Funko
16-06-2009, 12:45:51
Mayo if it's in a BLT.

King_Ghidra
16-06-2009, 12:53:04
we had this thread before didn't we. perhaps some searching is in order.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-06-2009, 13:05:43
It's all barbarian anyway.

King_Ghidra
16-06-2009, 13:16:35
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarian_(computer_game)

mr_B
16-06-2009, 14:54:53
When did you use the last of the ketchup?

:lol:

Lurker
16-06-2009, 14:59:55
I must ponder this ketchup on a bacon sandwich proposition. It sounds just wrong.

Funko
16-06-2009, 15:34:30
What would you have then?

King_Ghidra
16-06-2009, 15:37:09
MAYONNAISE

Funko
16-06-2009, 15:38:06
Pervert.

Tizzy
16-06-2009, 15:41:09
Bacon, egg and brown sauce FTW

Tizzy
16-06-2009, 15:45:42
I'm hungry

techietone
16-06-2009, 16:00:42
MAYONNAISE

yeah on cold bacon no argument but on hot bacon ewwwww

techietone
16-06-2009, 16:01:41
It's all barbarian anyway.

don't make me do my veggie post's ! lol

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-06-2009, 18:06:40
Bacon, egg and brown sauce FTW

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