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Japher
11-06-2009, 13:53:27
Do something a lot better than everyone else and charge a lot of money for you to do it for other people.

or

Win Lottery


or

Kiss a lot of butt... I mean, a lot of butt



it's that simple!!

This is what I am learning in my MBA program.

JM^3
11-06-2009, 13:55:26
Or teach others how to make lots of money!

JM

Japher
11-06-2009, 13:56:55
No... I just told you how, for free!

Crap... Pay me money.

Venom
11-06-2009, 13:58:28
Sucking cock made your mom rich.

Japher
11-06-2009, 14:01:17
see factoid #1

protein
11-06-2009, 14:03:09
i'm working on number one.

Japher
11-06-2009, 14:04:41
#2 is a lot easier...

Scabrous Birdseed
11-06-2009, 15:16:51
How do you make a lot of monkey?

Tizzy
11-06-2009, 15:19:12
First, get two bananas

Dyl Ulenspiegel
11-06-2009, 15:23:21
Or two mba students

Japher
11-06-2009, 15:40:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcoDV0dhWPA

Oerdin
11-06-2009, 16:05:51
1. Steal underpants
2. ...
3. PROFIT!

Oerdin
11-06-2009, 16:06:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcoDV0dhWPA

So true... So true.

Japher
11-06-2009, 17:18:55
You should see some of the people in my class. It makes me cringe to think what Venom would do to such douche bags.

Funko
12-06-2009, 08:18:36
Eat them whole.

Funko
12-06-2009, 08:20:30
4. Get a bunch of douchebags to pay a fortune for you to teach them business bullshit claiming it'll make them rich.