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Lurker
04-06-2009, 14:23:49
Grasshopper is gone.

mr_B
04-06-2009, 14:25:28
:cry:

mr_B
04-06-2009, 14:29:34
and David Carradine died today too

Lurker
04-06-2009, 14:33:52
PH stole mr.G's login -- duly reported.

King_Ghidra
04-06-2009, 14:43:00
note important detail. found with rope around neck and genitals.

:lol:

Drekkus
04-06-2009, 14:44:21
I bet they killed him using the five point palm-exploding heart technique

King_Ghidra
04-06-2009, 14:45:14
more the five knuckle shuffle technique

Drekkus
04-06-2009, 14:48:31
:lol:

protein
04-06-2009, 15:57:27
the "kung fu" series was devised by bruce lee but the producers were too racist to cast a chinese kung fu expert as a chinese kung fu expert they cast a second rate white actor with absolutely no kung fu skills.

it's not carradine's fault but when i see him all i think of is racism and how he never knew anything at all about martial arts.

mr_B
04-06-2009, 16:02:10
bruce lee died before grasshopper, so he won that round

MOBIUS
04-06-2009, 22:19:09
'Accidentally hanged himself'...:lol:

Protein is right as well.

protein
05-06-2009, 11:35:52
According to wikipedia - "The cause of death was a ninja assasination in the middle of the night. Carradine was unable to fend off the attack because his buddy Chuck Norris was passed out drunk."

Funko
05-06-2009, 11:50:42
:lol:

mr_B
05-06-2009, 11:56:03
in remeberance of THE "kung fu" I saw the mini serie The White Crane last night.
3 hours of seriously serious bad acting.

Venom
05-06-2009, 12:56:12
At least he died doing what he loved.

Funko
05-06-2009, 12:59:37
Acting badly?

MDA
05-06-2009, 16:25:18
I had to check to see if he also starred in The Master. Turns out that was Lee Van Cleef, Dutch ninja cowboy.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086756/

mr_B
05-06-2009, 16:26:05
Lee my hero
we call him Broes Lee

MDA
05-06-2009, 16:32:08
:lol: