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Lazarus and the Gimp
20-05-2009, 17:20:16
I had to investigate a business to see if I thought it could generate the level of income the owner was banking (suspicions of money laundering had been raised.


It was a website in the suspect's name.


Specifically, a website of her finest gynaecological close-ups, and a variety of insertions and hose-downs from some helpers.


I'm not sure what was better. Getting paid to browse porn, or seeing the aghast double-takes from the colleagues walking past my desk. "It's all work, boss. Honest."

Lurker
20-05-2009, 17:34:16
Presumably your report will be along the lines of:

Let's see, I spend $165/mo. at that or similar sites. The site averages x number of hits per day, of which I am absolutely sure 75 percent make purchases. Therefore I conclude he makes lots of money.

self biased
20-05-2009, 18:01:02
i got a blowjob today.

Drekkus
20-05-2009, 18:13:04
browsing porn for a job, that must be as good as it gets.

Japher
20-05-2009, 19:51:37
i have nothing to add

protein
20-05-2009, 20:28:50
i got drunk and deejayed for six hours. i probably had a more awesome day.

MoSe
21-05-2009, 08:08:06
Originally posted by Drekkus
browsing porn for a job, that must be as good as it gets.

that would be the worst thing, you'd lose any joy you had (?) in it

Perdrix, tojours Perdrix (http://www.bartelby.net/81/13036.html)

devilmunchkin
22-05-2009, 06:01:29
I have this one student who is a psycho bitch and won't leave me alone. She bitches me out for taking off just one point from her grades. I think i would have preferred the internet vagina to her.

King_Ghidra
22-05-2009, 08:16:59
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I had to investigate a business to see if I thought it could generate the level of income the owner was banking (suspicions of money laundering had been raised.


It was a website in the suspect's name.


Specifically, a website of her finest gynaecological close-ups, and a variety of insertions and hose-downs from some helpers.


I'm not sure what was better. Getting paid to browse porn, or seeing the aghast double-takes from the colleagues walking past my desk. "It's all work, boss. Honest."

So what was the verdict?

Funko
22-05-2009, 08:18:45
"So can she generate that level of money?"

"YES YES, OH GOD YES!"

devilmunchkin
22-05-2009, 09:04:06
Originally posted by Funko


"YES YES, OH GOD YES!"

You know, I can't remember the last time I said that. I miss that level of... stuff.

protein
22-05-2009, 09:06:47
get yoursef one of these:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Tn_sybian_gmax2.jpg

mr_B
22-05-2009, 09:17:01
:lol:

MoSe
22-05-2009, 09:36:40
Originally posted by devilmunchkin
You know, I can't remember the last time I said that. I miss that level of... stuff.

you mean... you don't believe in GOD???????
;)

The Mad Monk
22-05-2009, 15:40:14
Originally posted by protein
get yoursef one of these:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/40/Tn_sybian_gmax2.jpg

A combination lemon juicer / mailbox? What good would that be?

Funko
22-05-2009, 15:49:11
:lol:

It's a bread bin.

Provost Harrison
22-05-2009, 16:02:06
I feel a PHd coming on...must...resist...

Provost Harrison
22-05-2009, 16:02:30
It's a sybian...

Fuck it came out :(

Funko
22-05-2009, 16:03:48
PHd!

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-05-2009, 16:35:51
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
So what was the verdict?


If it was legitimately creating that level of income, expect me to set up a website of my close-up crotch shots very soon.

devilmunchkin
22-05-2009, 20:48:49
Originally posted by MoSe
you mean... you don't believe in GOD???????
;)

I eated him.

mr_B
22-05-2009, 20:53:10
was it lekker?