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Venom
19-05-2009, 13:33:33
I need a wax.

Venom
19-05-2009, 13:34:01
And I want the world to enjoy my moobs.

Funko
19-05-2009, 13:35:49
No pics please.

Venom
19-05-2009, 13:37:34
My glorious, glorious moobs need to be seen.

King_Ghidra
19-05-2009, 13:43:55
and not heard

MoSe
19-05-2009, 13:48:55
Originally posted by Venom
I need a wax. Originally posted by Venom
And I want the world to enjoy my moobs.

so you'd say you have waxing moobs?

Venom
19-05-2009, 13:48:56
If there are man tits in a forrest slapping together, do they make a sound?

Tizzy
19-05-2009, 13:54:03
Only if you slap them off someone else's.

protein
19-05-2009, 13:54:06
is the man deaf? what kind of forest is it? has he got hair on his chest? is he alone? has he...

...

..

oh my god, i just achieved enlightenment.

Funko
19-05-2009, 13:55:38
This is why Buddha's head looks like one of Venom's moobs.

Drekkus
19-05-2009, 14:40:32
what do buddha's moobs look like?

protein
19-05-2009, 14:50:58
http://blog.stevengfullwood.org/buddha%20golden.jpg

King_Ghidra
19-05-2009, 14:51:28
Originally posted by Drekkus
what do buddha's moobs look like?

venom's head

Venom
19-05-2009, 20:53:50
My moobs are better than his.

MOBIUS
19-05-2009, 21:21:48
Now I understand Mr Miyagi...

"Wax on (moobs), wax off (moobs)"

Drekkus
20-05-2009, 07:19:52
Did Buddha die of high cholesterol?

Sirius Black
21-05-2009, 04:24:54
No, he died because Nirvana got him with a shotgun to the head.

Funko
21-05-2009, 08:08:10
I thought Nirvana normally shoots themselves in the head with the shotgun.

techietone
21-05-2009, 13:21:07
thats really not an image i want in my mind thanks !!!


can someone pass a bucket please!

Provost Harrison
22-05-2009, 10:39:40
Originally posted by techietone
thats really not an image i want in my mind thanks !!!

Nor a quantity of buckshot you want in your mind either ;)

And personally, I suggest this bikini for Venom...

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/images/cc_bikini_nuked_fastfission.jpg

King_Ghidra
22-05-2009, 10:41:41
do not ask for whom the bikini atolls

atolls for thee

King_Ghidra
22-05-2009, 10:42:19
god that was mose-worthy

i feel sick

MoSe
22-05-2009, 10:46:16
fine, so now Venom will kill ME for that...

Provost Harrison
22-05-2009, 10:46:36
We need a MoSe smiley...and it should have red trousers on it!

MoSe
22-05-2009, 10:51:32
MoSanta?

Funko
22-05-2009, 10:53:16
HoHoHo

Venom
22-05-2009, 12:32:18
KG needs to live with his shame for that, so yeah, I think I will have to kill MoSe for that.