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mr_B
15-05-2009, 08:19:12
it's not 200 I tried that and needed a double espresso to lose that image


I think 464 could be a bikini

mr_B
15-05-2009, 08:19:38
111 when you really have small boobs

mr_B
15-05-2009, 08:20:21
818 when your too big nipples look up

mr_B
15-05-2009, 08:22:14
come on phil this is your kinda thread

King_Ghidra
15-05-2009, 08:31:59
8

mr_B
15-05-2009, 08:34:20
okok that's a top less one

for a top less one i was thinking of 0 really

alsieboo
15-05-2009, 08:40:25
801

mr_B
15-05-2009, 08:41:44
that's strange because it isn't symmetrical

alsieboo
15-05-2009, 08:42:19
It's her lying down. 8 is boobs, 0 is waist, 1 is legs

mr_B
15-05-2009, 08:43:52
you are the smartje!!

I was thinking of breastcancer, not a pretty thought

mr_B
15-05-2009, 08:44:41
but you really give this thread a new angle,


now i am thinking 108

alsieboo
15-05-2009, 08:45:58
but what number for if she has her legs apart?

Debaser
15-05-2009, 08:50:05
oBC

Not strictly a number...

mr_B
15-05-2009, 09:27:23
1918446687

alsieboo
15-05-2009, 09:35:00
342634

Fistandantilus
15-05-2009, 09:36:07
This thread was making sense at some point. Odd.

King_Ghidra
15-05-2009, 09:36:07
Originally posted by Debaser
oBC



Initially alluring, but ultimately implies some paraplegia

mr_B
15-05-2009, 09:41:49
Originally posted by Fistandantilus
This thread was making sense at some point. Odd. odd is a great bikini

alsieboo
15-05-2009, 09:49:34
Originally posted by alsieboo
342634

34" chest ( )
26" waist ) (
34" hips ( )

mr_B
15-05-2009, 09:52:38
886788 that's perfect, not in those stjoepit inches but in cm

King_Ghidra
15-05-2009, 09:57:14
mr_b = 3 5 3 (in cm)

mr_B
15-05-2009, 10:03:32
nonononono

2 88 1.2 in cm

Debaser
15-05-2009, 10:31:56
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Initially alluring, but ultimately implies some paraplegia

That was based on a department of the HM Treasury who I sometimes make adds for at work. Their logo looks like a little man lying down and having a wank.

http://www.ogc.gov.uk/

mr_B
15-05-2009, 10:32:25
:lol:

pic please

Debaser
15-05-2009, 10:33:09
http://www.ogc.gov.uk/assets/images_structure/logo_new.gif

mr_B
15-05-2009, 10:33:50
:lol:

brilliantly brilliant, took me 3 seconds tho

King_Ghidra
15-05-2009, 10:51:55
:lol:

mr_B
15-05-2009, 10:52:28
best logo evah

MDA
15-05-2009, 11:04:39
three second wank has to be a record

mr_B
15-05-2009, 11:06:17
you are a strange boytje MDA

Greg W
15-05-2009, 16:32:40
Personally, I think a 36DD. :love:

Mind you, my current lady is a... er, something with a "G" on the end. :D

Mind you, apparently this image is a 36DD, but they look too small for "DD" rating. :confused:
http://images.marketplaceadvisor.channeladvisor.com/hi/75/74598/CV5304566.jpg

Greg W
15-05-2009, 16:35:14
This is a 36G
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c246/hockeymom67/My%20WLS%20journey/fourmonths.jpg

:love:

Immortal Wombat
15-05-2009, 16:35:23
dog?

Immortal Wombat
15-05-2009, 16:36:05
mr_G?

Greg W
15-05-2009, 16:38:05
She's probably has a lovely personality...

Though personally, I didn't see above the neck... :cute:

Beta1
15-05-2009, 18:15:46
The nazi's have really let themselves go since WW2.

What happened to the leather fetish look?

Drekkus
19-05-2009, 09:49:38
Originally posted by Debaser
http://www.ogc.gov.uk/assets/images_structure/logo_new.gif :lol:

protein
19-05-2009, 09:57:15
Originally posted by Greg W
She's probably has a lovely personality...

Though personally, I didn't see above the neck... :cute:
if you bothered to look you'd see she has a man's face.

protein
19-05-2009, 09:57:51
the dd one, not the swimming pool one!

paiktis
19-05-2009, 12:18:13
E is good too. of course it's like an open bomb invitation and there's nothing you can do about it.
But E is good. You can do many things.

paiktis
19-05-2009, 12:19:10
very small have a different allure too. samples.

paiktis
19-05-2009, 12:20:04
D is the best.

alsieboo
19-05-2009, 12:20:12
Anything more than a handful is a waste.

protein
19-05-2009, 13:55:19
i agree.

Funko
19-05-2009, 13:56:20
Originally posted by alsieboo
Anything more than a handful is a waist.

Huh?

OMG I'm MoSe, sorry.

Fistandantilus
19-05-2009, 13:56:26
you must have gargantuan hands protein

alsieboo
19-05-2009, 13:58:10
Originally posted by Funko
Huh?

OMG I'm MoSe, sorry.

:disappointment:

Tizzy
19-05-2009, 14:00:58
Oh dear

Drekkus
19-05-2009, 14:23:48
Originally posted by Funko
Huh?

OMG I'm MoSe, sorry. I actually wrote 'waste' as 'waist' once in a presentation (that somebody else gave).

That won me the book about dutch to english misquotes

King_Ghidra
19-05-2009, 14:52:29
did you write:

this is a terrible waist, which i hope to have under control in FY10

Funko
19-05-2009, 14:54:38
:lol:

paiktis
19-05-2009, 20:01:16
as i had said once to a girl who thought she had small breasts (she didn't)

the best breasts are the ones that fit in a champagne glass.
she smiled warmly only to hear me add "of course there's also the glasses of beer"

paiktis
19-05-2009, 20:01:37
terrible person

mr_B
19-05-2009, 20:11:27
Originally posted by Drekkus
I actually wrote 'waste' as 'waist' once in a presentation (that somebody else gave).

That won me the book about dutch to english misquotes :lol:

Drekkus
19-05-2009, 20:19:20
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
did you write:

this is a terrible waist, which i hope to have under control in FY10 FY10? :drekkus:

it was something about really boring electronic waste. But my typo did bring some fun to the grey suits in the room.

King_Ghidra
19-05-2009, 20:28:50
financial year

Drekkus
20-05-2009, 07:18:16
Is that some alternative to AD? When is FY0? The year currency was invented? Or the first stocks were issued?

Tizzy
20-05-2009, 08:31:37
Originally posted by paiktis
as i had said once to a girl who thought she had small breasts (she didn't)

the best breasts are the ones that fit in a champagne glass.
she smiled warmly only to hear me add "of course there's also the glasses of beer"

They'd be pretty odd shaped breasts if they fit in a champagne glass

mr_B
20-05-2009, 08:53:37
:lol:

there are two kind of champagne glasses T

mr_B
20-05-2009, 08:54:44
http://www.barmans.co.uk/productimg/12270.jpg

Tizzy
20-05-2009, 08:54:53
:lol: Oh yeah

Funko
20-05-2009, 08:55:07
:lol:

King_Ghidra
20-05-2009, 09:26:40
:lol:

Greg W
21-05-2009, 02:15:07
Originally posted by alsieboo
Anything more than a handful is a waste. Lies!