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Provost Harrison
12-05-2009, 19:55:19
Damn venereal diseases...now I'll have to get a new one!

Venom
12-05-2009, 19:59:50
A new VD?

Japher
12-05-2009, 20:16:07
One that won't make him sick
One that won't make him crash his car
Or make him feel 3 feet thick

Sirius Black
12-05-2009, 23:33:24
Maybe he wants to feel 3 feet thick.

MoSe
13-05-2009, 10:07:17
I have patiently waited for someone else to post this copycat, success!

alsieboo
13-05-2009, 10:23:19
Should it be 'an' ? Even copycats should be grammatically correct and this is seriously bugging me.

Funko
13-05-2009, 10:24:04
That's your only grammatical problem with the title?

alsieboo
13-05-2009, 10:25:16
Seeing as I've only just noticed it says 'cock' yes. Have I not said enough recently how retarded I am?

Funko
13-05-2009, 10:30:56
Unlike you to miss a cock.:hmm:

alsieboo
13-05-2009, 10:34:55
:brwncard: I'm a good girl now dontcha know

MoSe
13-05-2009, 10:55:17
is the card brown only because it's the only color we have here?

MOBIUS
13-05-2009, 11:08:41
Originally posted by alsieboo
:brwncard: I'm a good girl now dontcha know

A good girl - using a :brwncard: when mentioning cocks???:hmm:

MDA
13-05-2009, 11:23:48
a really really good girl?

alsieboo
13-05-2009, 11:35:50
I think I might just hush now

MoSe
13-05-2009, 11:41:26
http://www.sbha.co.uk/NR/rdonlyres/5D8ACF4F-CFD7-4A2B-B2E9-D475F8C8F6A7/391/stopcock.jpg

MDA
13-05-2009, 12:03:50
red X

ok, now its a valve

MoSe
13-05-2009, 12:06:07
try this

http://www.life-tech.com/urology/education/images/ERPC_illustration.JPG

MoSe
13-05-2009, 12:06:39
Originally posted by MDA
red X

ok, now its a STOPCOCK

fixed

MDA
13-05-2009, 12:11:40
hmm, you might have been stretching things when you have to edit someone else's post to make the joke clear :p

MoSe
13-05-2009, 12:15:01
it's in the .jpg filename of the image

MOBIUS
13-05-2009, 12:16:31
Like we're actually going to make an effort to look there or notice it...:p

MoSe
13-05-2009, 12:21:04
Originally posted by MDA
hmm, you might have been stretching cocks when you have to edit someone else's post to make the joke clear :p

stretched

Venom
13-05-2009, 12:28:20
We should have a cock block smiley. It should be MoSe's face getting dick slapped.

alsieboo
13-05-2009, 12:29:01
:lol:

Asher
13-05-2009, 12:36:56
Now I have the Detachable Penis song in my head

MoSe
13-05-2009, 12:38:25
hhhhmmmm....

I wonder if I have one in my old albums.....

MoSe
13-05-2009, 12:39:02
LOL, X-cock!

Provost Harrison
16-05-2009, 12:42:40
Originally posted by alsieboo
Should it be 'an' ? Even copycats should be grammatically correct and this is seriously bugging me.

Oh I just took the old thread title and changed the words. Dont' expect too much effort :p

Stopcock? Isn't that what someone in Lancashire says when they don't want to you go any further?

alsieboo
16-05-2009, 22:14:52
Guessed as much, lazy fucker :p

Provost Harrison
16-05-2009, 23:02:57
:p

MDA
18-05-2009, 12:02:27
Originally posted by Asher
Now I have the Detachable Penis song in my head

I'd nearly forgotten King Missile.

King_Ghidra
18-05-2009, 12:20:13
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Dont'

ahem

Provost Harrison
22-05-2009, 10:34:24
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
ahem

A'hem I think you'll find :p

Alas my hands are just too fast for these normal keyboards...

King_Ghidra
22-05-2009, 10:36:46
i think a'hem had a a few hits in the 80's