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Drekkus
08-05-2009, 14:35:03
mothersday this sunday :nervous:

shitfuckshit, i should have gone out to buy a gift today. And I spend my time here shooting and missing c-beasts.

Anyone good ideas?

mr_B
08-05-2009, 14:35:43
a penis enlarger?

JM^3
08-05-2009, 14:37:50
a tree?

JM

Drekkus
08-05-2009, 14:40:32
Originally posted by mr_B
a penis enlarger? she doesn't have a penis

Asher
08-05-2009, 14:41:22
Just send her flowers and a get well soon card

Funko
08-05-2009, 14:42:01
You use the US mothersday not the British one? Losers.

MOBIUS
08-05-2009, 14:42:02
Lucky I forgot Mother's Day a few weeks back...

Funko
08-05-2009, 14:42:43
If I or my brothers remembered the shock would probably kill my mum!

Actually Tizzy and I took her out for lunch (well wedding menu tasting)

JM^3
08-05-2009, 14:43:53
actually, you were making me worried that I had forgotten mothersday this weekend

but no concern, I think, I am pretty sure I forgot it some other weekend already

JM

Funko
08-05-2009, 14:44:47
If you are American it's Sunday 10th May this year.

JM^3
08-05-2009, 14:45:26
oh

thanks!

I can send her an ecard then

JM

MOBIUS
08-05-2009, 14:47:22
Just tell her you're American, Drekkus!

Drekkus
08-05-2009, 14:50:11
:drekkus:

MOBIUS
08-05-2009, 14:52:09
If you're American, you don't have to send your mother a mother's day card this Sunday...:smoke:

Drekkus
08-05-2009, 14:55:27
Apparantly the americas have mothersday as well this sunday???

And it's not my mother I'm worried about, I'll call her. It's the mother of my children I have to give some special attention to.

MOBIUS
08-05-2009, 14:56:41
:o

Not that long ago the 10th of May seemed like such a long way away...:o:o:o

Fistandantilus
08-05-2009, 15:09:25
Originally posted by Funko
If you are American it's Sunday 10th May this year.

Even if you are Australian, Canadian, German, Italian, Japanese... it's just you Brits that have to be different :rolleyes:

Oh, and the French, damn them all.

JM^3
08-05-2009, 15:10:42
Maybe brits have french mothers?

JM

MOBIUS
08-05-2009, 15:18:44
Zut alors!

Lurker
08-05-2009, 18:29:02
Originally posted by Drekkus
It's the mother of my children I have to give some special attention to.

Penis enlarger it is, then.

Once again, mr_G is brilliant.

mr_B
08-05-2009, 19:45:29
lurker knows !!!

Asher
08-05-2009, 19:52:34
I sent this to my mom

http://www.artisticflowers.ca/calgary-flowers/telefloras-fresh-blossom-potpourri-72773p.asp?rcid=97&point=1

Lurker
08-05-2009, 19:56:10
Aren't you the responsible, sentimental one. That hardly fits in a thread with penis enlargers as the topic.

mr_B
08-05-2009, 20:19:03
Originally posted by Asher
I sent this to my mom

http://www.artisticflowers.ca/calgary-flowers/telefloras-fresh-blossom-potpourri-72773p.asp?rcid=97&point=1 :vom:

Drekkus
08-05-2009, 20:26:51
Colourful

Asher
08-05-2009, 20:39:04
Mr G is being mean to me, where are the moderators!

Drekkus
08-05-2009, 20:43:33
just threaten to kill him

mr_B
08-05-2009, 21:19:35
zam zamzam zam

Sirius Black
08-05-2009, 21:56:05
Originally posted by Asher
Mr G is being mean to me, where are the moderators!

Their pandas were calling for them.

The Mad Monk
09-05-2009, 00:43:09
Funko is a Poly Mod now.

BLAME HIM!!!!

Turd
09-05-2009, 12:10:56
Oh crap

I can't believe I missed this thread.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-05-2009, 19:51:43
Originally posted by Drekkus
mothersday this sunday :nervous:

shitfuckshit, i should have gone out to buy a gift today. And I spend my time here shooting and missing c-beasts.

Anyone good ideas?

I bought some china we wanted a while ago....

So my suggestion: chinese penis enlarger

Koshko
09-05-2009, 21:42:26
Originally posted by Asher
I sent this to my mom

http://www.artisticflowers.ca/calgary-flowers/telefloras-fresh-blossom-potpourri-72773p.asp?rcid=97&point=1


Does this glow in the dark?

Koshko
09-05-2009, 21:42:50
Also I got my mom a gift card.

mr_B
09-05-2009, 22:03:35
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
I bought some china we wanted a while ago....

So my suggestion: chinese penis enlarger :lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-05-2009, 08:33:15
And? Drekkus still alive?

Lefty Scaevola
11-05-2009, 20:02:24
Mother day, meh,
my mother is dead
my father is dead
all my ancestors are DEAD!
all of them
EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!!
DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!

Lefty Scaevola
11-05-2009, 20:06:14
So, gop crawl to your mommies
your daddies, your grandmums,
Get your parental comforts, your kisses on the cheeks,
revel in you psychological umbilical cords, you weaklings,
while I march on, alone, on my own two feet.

Japher
11-05-2009, 20:22:52
ok. will do

Oerdin
11-05-2009, 23:38:23
Lefty cries on the inside.

Drekkus
12-05-2009, 19:00:39
please don't ever stop marching

MDA
12-05-2009, 19:41:00
I went with a flowers.com Martha Stewart arrangement. Mom hates Martha, so I knew she'd get a laugh out of it if she happened to notice.

I called, she immediately asked if I had noticed the name. :lol:

Nothing says "I love you" more than taking the piss.