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Felch
06-05-2009, 03:28:10
Do you ever take a quick puff off the peace pipe, then put it down for just a quick second. Then a few minutes later you're looking all over for it, and it's in your lap the whole time.

:eek:

It blew my mind, man.

KrazyHorse
06-05-2009, 03:29:46
Dude, you should smoke less weed.

You seem smart, but not ambitious.

KrazyHorse
06-05-2009, 03:30:11
Note: that is drunk Matthew talking

Felch
06-05-2009, 03:34:17
I have the sneaking suspicion that I'm the Anti-Christ that was foretold in the Book of Revelations. I smoke weed to stall the prophecy.

There was a speech in Hamlet on this very topic:


Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special
providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now,
'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be
now; if it be not now, yet it will come: the
readiness is all: since no man has aught of what he
leaves, what is't to leave betimes? smoke weed everyday.

Sirius Black
06-05-2009, 03:36:57
I found some interesting things in my anus.

Felch
06-05-2009, 03:38:48
Half eaten peanuts? Those are always distressing. Some part of me is ashamed of wasting food, but then the not-retarded part of me remembers it's a turdnut.

Sirius Black
06-05-2009, 03:39:48
Balloons with... sugar, I think?

Felch
06-05-2009, 03:41:22
You ever see those commercials about how you can turn gold into cash?

That white powder is sort of like gold. Also it can be turned into skanky herpetic pussy.

KrazyHorse
06-05-2009, 03:45:42
I've never tried coke. But I want to. I think I would like it a lo.t.

Sirius Black
06-05-2009, 03:46:27
It's pretty nice... once in a while.

Sir Penguin
06-05-2009, 03:49:01
Originally posted by Sirius Black
I found some interesting things in my anus.
Did I leave my Bible in there?

SP

Sirius Black
06-05-2009, 03:54:28
I may have used it for trivia on the Panda fucking site. I'm sorry.

Felch
06-05-2009, 03:55:35
Coke is kind of irritating. When I hang out with people who do it, they're off every fifteen minutes or so to sniff a little more. I've never done it, simply because I'm totally aware that it would wipe out my life savings.

Oerdin
06-05-2009, 05:13:19
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
Did I leave my Bible in there?

SP

Just your seed.

Funko
06-05-2009, 08:08:02
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
Did I leave my Bible in there?

SP :lol: :lol:

Turd
06-05-2009, 15:02:24
Originally posted by Sirius Black
I found some interesting things in my anus.

Dad?

Japher
06-05-2009, 15:20:35
Someone once told me that they didn't like "toilet humor"

I punched him the nuts for being an idiot

Funko
06-05-2009, 15:21:28
You should have just pissed on them. That's guaranteed to get a laugh.

Turd
06-05-2009, 16:26:51
Nothing wrong with toilet humor.

MDA
07-05-2009, 11:13:54
had a friend in college that told me not to bother snorting coke, because chugging a six pack of Coke produces a similar but longer lasting high for a fraction of the cost

could have been a joke, now that I think about it

King_Ghidra
07-05-2009, 11:21:25
a six pack of coke and a line of coke are probably not dissimilar in price these days

also there's the tremendous weight gain thing to consider with the cola option

MDA
07-05-2009, 11:29:28
Yeah, and cola is bad for your kidneys!