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Felch
04-05-2009, 04:06:48
I want to be part of the fun. To that end, I've done the following:

I've PMed a fellow poster vile and hateful things about you. I've called you a Canadian and called into question your manliness. Until you determine the poster's identity, and erase their memory with some sort of laser sorcery, you will be made a fool of.

I have given material support to the Quebecois. I have engaged in commerce with them. I have spoken French, albeit badly.

One more thing - I <3 DALE! I <3 Dale so much, love juice squirts forth whenever I read the Hobbit and they get the town of Dale. I have also recently purchased a box set of Rescue Rangers and I fantasize about the chipmunk that isn't named Chip (HINT: His name is Dale).

In spite of the fact that I know nothing of hockey, I will say things about it and pretend as though I am an expert. Caps all the way!@!!

Can we fight now?

Asher
04-05-2009, 04:07:45
HOLY SHIT! My head just exploded

Also, how did the jail thing go?

Asher
04-05-2009, 04:08:09
The only thing wrong with that post was the Caps comment. I love the Caps -- they're my team in the playoffs now.

Don't tell Serb, but Ovechkin is my favourite player.

Sirius Black
04-05-2009, 04:08:47
Everything in Fletch's post is correct!

Oh wait... oops.

Drake Tungsten
04-05-2009, 04:11:14
One more thing - I <3 DALE! I <3 Dale so much, love juice squirts forth whenever I read the Hobbit and they get the town of Dale. I have also recently purchased a box set of Rescue Rangers and I fantasize about the chipmunk that isn't named Chip (HINT: His name is Dale).

:lol:

Felch
04-05-2009, 04:14:24
I'm still a fugitive. But I've got a lawyer and he says it's not a big deal. 1200 bucks though. I had to sell some stocks to raise the cash.

KrazyHorse
04-05-2009, 04:15:56
1200 BUCKS

HOLY FUCK

Asher
04-05-2009, 04:17:03
Originally posted by Felch
I'm still a fugitive. But I've got a lawyer and he says it's not a big deal. 1200 bucks though. I had to sell some stocks to raise the cash.

You're officially more badass than Dale

Felch
04-05-2009, 04:17:32
I'm sayin. He said that and my eyes bugged out. But it covers all my shit, with the charge of driving while suspended and what not, so it's worth it.

I've got an MRI scheduled tomorrow at Hopkins, so I've got to get some sleep.

Sirius Black
04-05-2009, 04:17:46
That's not a high bar to clear.

Felch
04-05-2009, 04:18:25
Originally posted by Asher
You're officially more badass than Dale

Well, I've got stiff competition but I manage somehow.


:smoke: smoke weed everyday.

KrazyHorse
04-05-2009, 04:18:37
've got an MRI scheduled tomorrow at Hopkins, so I've got to get some sleep.

I'll inform my contacts at the hospital to give you "special treatment"

(that means full release, BTW)

Felch
04-05-2009, 04:19:39
Sweet. I could use a hand.