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protein
27-04-2009, 18:05:53
reports of swine flu victims dying and then returning to life as the undead.

lock your windows. lock your doors. if you have a gun - AIM FOR THE HEAD.

Provost Harrison
27-04-2009, 18:10:11
You'll know they are coming, you'll hear them squealing...

mr_B
27-04-2009, 21:31:31
:shoot:

*End Is Forever*
27-04-2009, 23:32:18
Aporkalypse now!

protein
28-04-2009, 00:41:10
:lol:

Oerdin
28-04-2009, 05:06:23
This is all such bullshit. The media is whipping people into a panic for profit while the reality is very few people will die. Each year around 1000 people die of regular flu and no one panics but 100 people die from a new flu (which happens every year) and there is mass panic. I'm officially bored with it.

mr_B
28-04-2009, 05:32:25
:lol: @ IM

Drekkus
28-04-2009, 07:46:46
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png

Funko
28-04-2009, 08:45:42
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
Aporkalypse now!

:lol:

Vincent
28-04-2009, 11:52:03
Swine flu? OMG, and I'm a consultant !!!

mr_B
28-04-2009, 12:42:30
not a policeman?

Japher
28-04-2009, 12:45:58
Or an accountant?

King_Ghidra
28-04-2009, 13:35:46
accountants are zombies already, there's nothing to fear

Provost Harrison
01-05-2009, 12:35:51
Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
Aporkalypse now!

:lol: I'm going to remember that one!

Although I was in Basel Airport last night and there was a women who was on my flight who had a full fucking facemask on. I felt like slapping the silly cow.

protein
01-05-2009, 12:37:13
she might have had the flu. then what she was doing was a wonderful thing.

Provost Harrison
01-05-2009, 12:38:28
She looked like she was off to an early 90s rave...

Scabrous Birdseed
01-05-2009, 14:30:46
Swine Flu-influenced cash-in tracks (so far):

http://soundtaste.typepad.com/sound_taste/2009/04/thursday-influenza.html

Immortal Wombat
01-05-2009, 18:27:03
I liked this one
http://stephan-zielinski.com/dwa/2009/04/28/swine-flu-ha-as-ambient-music/

Beta1
01-05-2009, 20:52:52
Swine Flu hits Redditch,

Hoping for a school closure!

MOBIUS
03-05-2009, 20:39:16
Any luck?

Asher
03-05-2009, 20:41:03
It's the dawn of the dead

MOBIUS
03-05-2009, 20:42:25
Apparently healthy survivors need to head to the Castle - I saw a Powerpoint presentation about it.

Provost Harrison
03-05-2009, 20:54:00
Well he didn't reply so I'm afraid we have to expect the worst :(

...he has a life and is enjoying his weekend without the internet :D

Provost Harrison
03-05-2009, 20:54:36
Originally posted by Asher
It's the dawn of the dead

Protein! :D

Asher
03-05-2009, 20:57:08
PhD

Provost Harrison
03-05-2009, 20:57:43
As I do best :) A bit more subtle this time. I prefer the blatant ones the best though :D