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Funko
27-04-2009, 14:21:03
http://failblog.org/2009/04/27/double-fail-2/

Lurker
27-04-2009, 14:33:53
:lol:

Venom
27-04-2009, 14:37:49
:lol:

And they just gloss over the second fail in the article.

Drekkus
27-04-2009, 14:44:08
it's a win-win-fail-fail for the neighbour guy

King_Ghidra
27-04-2009, 15:25:17
it's a fail win rollercoaster

Funko
27-04-2009, 15:29:24
It's hard to choose a favourite bit out of so many highlights but I think it's "72 different times"

King_Ghidra
27-04-2009, 15:31:07
he didn't guarantee contraception, just 'that he would give an honest effort'

Drekkus
27-04-2009, 15:33:43
Originally posted by Funko
It's hard to choose a favourite bit out of so many highlights but I think it's "72 different times" It's the get the beauty queen and get the money

Funko
29-04-2009, 15:22:24
Failblog makes me laugh about once a day.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-mike-litoris-name-fail.jpg

Venom
29-04-2009, 16:06:33
:lol:

Funko
29-04-2009, 16:11:24
His name is so stupid you couldn't prank call with it.

Venom
29-04-2009, 16:22:52
I just can't believe a last name like that exists and that it was paired with Mike. Almost like it was created just to be funny at that moment.

Japher
29-04-2009, 16:54:52
You don't think he made it up?

Aredhran
29-04-2009, 17:26:01
Reminds me of another guy who used to post here. His name was Mike Hunt ;)

Japher
29-04-2009, 17:32:17
Funko?

mr_B
29-04-2009, 19:00:58
:lol: + :lol:

Venom
29-04-2009, 21:09:02
Originally posted by Japher
You don't think he made it up?

He doesn't look clever enough to make a sandwich, let alone a joke.

Funko
30-04-2009, 08:24:25
I don't know whether it's better or worse if he managed to prank call the TV company.

Koshko
01-05-2009, 00:07:58
Wait so both of the guys were sterile? What do they live next to a toxic dump?

King_Ghidra
01-05-2009, 08:03:34
That's no way to talk about the wife.

Drekkus
01-05-2009, 09:08:33
Originally posted by Funko
Failblog makes me laugh about once a day.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-mike-litoris-name-fail.jpg :lol: :lol: :lol:

Drekkus
01-05-2009, 09:14:22
The replies there are close to our level.

Immoral Wombat
01-05-2009, 11:27:10
My kinda story!:beer:

The only thing I guarantee, is satisfaction. Baby!:smoke:

Provost Harrison
01-05-2009, 12:50:11
:lol:

Funko
11-05-2009, 15:08:33
Failblog does it again.

http://failblog.org/2009/05/11/mcdonalds-fail/

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-mcchicken-vagina-fail.jpg

MoSe
11-05-2009, 15:12:26
Originally posted by Aredhran
Reminds me of another guy who used to post here. His name was Mike Hunt ;)

how are the two related?

MoSe
11-05-2009, 15:27:51
NOOOO!!!!

TURD!

we lost a CG member as roadkill

:(

MoSe
11-05-2009, 15:36:56
This is not my favourite
http://failblog.org/2009/05/02/door-sign-fail/
:lol:

Greg W
11-05-2009, 15:41:59
:lol: :lol: :lol: at the thread.

Sirius Black
11-05-2009, 15:43:29
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
he didn't guarantee contraception, just 'that he would give an honest effort'

Should have gone over the fine print better.

Japher
11-05-2009, 16:53:41
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-snack-fail.jpg?w=430&h=383

Provost Harrison
11-05-2009, 20:22:27
She's gonna die of swine flu now!

Oerdin
11-05-2009, 23:38:52
I had a hotdog. True story.

Funko
12-05-2009, 07:56:30
5 pounds of bacon!?

Oerdin
12-05-2009, 09:04:04
That's a lot of bacon.

MDA
12-05-2009, 10:51:46
That woman is full of shit.


or bacon

MoSe
12-05-2009, 10:53:18
schroedinger's bacon

Oerdin
12-05-2009, 11:41:49
Originally posted by MDA
That woman is full of shit.


or bacon

No doubt her and her boyfriend ate it. ;)

Drekkus
12-05-2009, 19:16:54
I have the feeling too many of the fails are photoshops. I like the Cocacola one best so far. And the postings there are worse then here are CG.

MDA
12-05-2009, 19:31:35
*squeeze* Drekkus


:drekkus: Damn, I hate forums with in-jokes! Those bastards.

Funko
19-06-2009, 09:22:49
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-marching-band.jpg

Funko
19-06-2009, 09:23:18
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-baby-good-fail.jpg

mr_B
19-06-2009, 09:27:29
":lol:"

paiktis
19-06-2009, 12:21:12
72 times...

Greg W
19-06-2009, 15:52:56
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-marching-band.jpgOh, I dunno, maybe it was supposed to vaguely resemble a dick. :cute:

Funko
19-06-2009, 16:04:13
Maybe you were.

King_Ghidra
22-06-2009, 09:36:57
harsh but fair

Funko
29-06-2009, 13:23:43
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-carnivore-win.jpg

MDA
29-06-2009, 13:41:16
:lol: damn, that's excellent

Funko
29-06-2009, 15:18:27
Two great ones in a day!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-slide-fail.jpg

The high heels make it.

Funko
20-07-2009, 10:17:18
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-marilyn-monroe-fail.jpg