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Funko
22-04-2009, 08:21:16
ok. new challenge.

Thread Posters: Post a thread that then becomes perfect, with perfect replies and can be left as a shining beacon of thread perfection. Post Perfect Thread in the title if you want, but this might make it less perfect.

Thread Repliers: Try and continue the thread along its perfect path to perfection, or try and completely destroy it.

JM^3
22-04-2009, 08:45:18
No!

JM

Vincent
22-04-2009, 08:58:07
Congrats, Mike, your "figure out morons" idea we discussed before has worked perfectly. I owe you a beer

Funko
22-04-2009, 09:02:01
Easiest beer I ever earned.

JM said NO! but then he joined in as one of the perfect thread destroyers.

JM^3
22-04-2009, 09:20:51
What happens when you are trying to type in the 39th known perfect number?

JM

Funko
22-04-2009, 09:29:46
288(289- 1)

Scabrous Birdseed
22-04-2009, 09:35:11
Where's everyone else?

Everyone Else
22-04-2009, 09:37:46
Here!

JM^3
22-04-2009, 09:38:59
Originally posted by Funko
288(289- 1)

I don't think that is one.

JM

Funko
22-04-2009, 09:44:12
It might not be, I didn't even bother going into the article.

Turd
22-04-2009, 10:16:10
Perfect threads are shit.

MOBIUS
22-04-2009, 11:17:11
Perfection threads are mutually exclusive with the majority of posters on this forum. At least for me and my DLs...:(

Funko
22-04-2009, 11:24:34
You could not post in them!

Provost Harrison
22-04-2009, 11:26:44
If I didn't post in a perfect thread, the internet would die.

MoSe
22-04-2009, 11:40:09
Originally posted by Funko
Try and continue along it's perfect path to perfection

http://www.multimap.com/directions/?qs_1=perfection&lat_1=35.246&lon_1=-77.2544&countryCode_1=US&qs_2=ruin&countryCode_2=US&mode=driving&optimizeFor=time&mapData=1000

http://www.multimap.com/directions/?qs_1=perfection&lat_1=35.246&lon_1=-77.2544&countryCode_1=US&qs_2=marr&countryCode_2=US&mode=driving&optimizeFor=time&mapData=1000

it takes almost the same time and distance to Ruin, or to just Marr

with your typo you spared over 60 miles tho!

http://www.multimap.com/directions/?qs_1=perfection&lat_1=35.246&lon_1=-77.2544&countryCode_1=US&qs_2=typo&countryCode_2=US&mode=driving&optimizeFor=time&mapData=1000

Drekkus
22-04-2009, 12:46:43
what elements should a perfect thread have?

Funko
22-04-2009, 12:56:21
Did I leave that apostrophe in there? Urgh.

Drekkus
22-04-2009, 12:57:36
Apostrophs shouldn't really matter to a perfect thread, unless your a gremmernazi

Noisy
23-04-2009, 18:38:26
Someone call?

Oerdin
23-04-2009, 18:42:22
This thread isn't very perfect.

Japher
23-04-2009, 18:42:39
Not now that you've posted in it

Oerdin
23-04-2009, 18:52:15
Touche.

Turd
23-04-2009, 19:01:51
I am a perfect turd.

MoSe
24-04-2009, 06:41:48
your turdiness is paradigmatic

Funko
24-04-2009, 07:48:58
Update: No perfect threads have been achieved yet.

MoSe
24-04-2009, 07:52:37
they have to be perfected

Funko
24-04-2009, 07:53:06
I am a bit surprised. I thought we'd have several by now.

MoSe
24-04-2009, 08:32:30
Nobody's perfect.

<cue: someone register Nobody>

Greg W
24-04-2009, 12:55:58
John Eales' nickname was "Nobody", for just that reason.

Japher
24-04-2009, 19:07:43
who?

Turd
24-04-2009, 19:34:21
Originally posted by Funko
Update: No perfect threads have been achieved yet.

Lies. My thread was a perfectly shit thread.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42562