View Full Version : Should Heidi Klum be allowed to eat babies?

17-04-2009, 15:42:46
I dunno, I was thinking all those stem cell rich bodies would keep her young or something...?

That is what people want, isn't it?

Also it would be great for population control - in fact we could use the babies of chavs to prevent them from claiming child allowance on the social security...

The more I think about it, the more I think it is a fantastic idea!

Heidi could be the pilot programme, to check the feasibility of the idea. I doubt she would be able to get through enough chav babies on her own, so we'd need to get all the super models in on the act. Maybe roll it out to the general populace after that...

17-04-2009, 16:10:51
No, that's disgusting.

But, she should be allowed to eat soylent green.

17-04-2009, 23:26:40
Soylent Green is people.