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Funko
09-04-2009, 11:49:37
It's a bit like MEGA HAL except the person at the other end is real.

http://omegle.com/

Funko
09-04-2009, 11:51:21
necting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Did you ever talk to MEGA HAL?
Stranger: no....
Stranger: what's up
You: It was an online chat thing, but the other end was a computer.
You: It was weird
Stranger: so?
You: So how do I know you aren't a computer?
Stranger: i'm not computer......
You: I mean it says talk to strangers, but how do I know for sure?
Stranger: are you a computer??????
You: Can you prove you are human?
You: I am human.
You: I think
Stranger: ...........
Stranger: hao??
Stranger: how?
You: Dunno
Stranger: how to prove?
You: Where are you?
Stranger: home
You: Is home a server room?
Stranger: ......I AM A GIRL
Stranger: !!!!!!
You: Ok. I believe you.
Stranger: I AM A PERSON
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: where are u from?
You: England.
You: I'm at work and someone needs me to do some so I'll have to go. Sorry. Glad you aren't a computer!

King_Ghidra
09-04-2009, 12:18:17
:lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
09-04-2009, 12:28:49
......I AM A GIRL

Wow, now we know it was a computer.

King_Ghidra
09-04-2009, 12:34:37
or an FBI agent

Nills Lagerbaak
09-04-2009, 12:35:16
Indeed... Funko knows when to drop the scent. Clever.

Japher
09-04-2009, 12:43:51
Funko is scared of girls.

Funko
09-04-2009, 12:43:53
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Indeed... Funko knows when to drop the scent. Clever.

Tizzy doesn't think it's very funny when I "drop the scent".

Funko
09-04-2009, 12:45:42
Originally posted by Japher
Funko is scared of girls.

If you'd met one you would be too!

Nills Lagerbaak
09-04-2009, 12:56:16
I think you should have stuck with it, could have flushed out an FBI agent!

Funko
09-04-2009, 13:46:12
Sadly I genuinely did have work to do. Stupid support.

Greg W
09-04-2009, 14:07:05
Hey, the people on that site are paranoid!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: ur from china,right?
You: Nope.
You: Sup?
Stranger: they`re taking over this site
Stranger: met 10 or 20 tonight
You: Who is?
Stranger: what?
You: Who is taking over this site?
Stranger: the chinese
Stranger: don`t u see
Stranger: they are everywhere
You: I do see. Just not what you're saying.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Fin
You: Finland? Cool. Never met someone from Finland before.
Stranger: and u?
You: Guess.
Stranger: brazil?
You: Nope. Though how I could be chinese or brazilian is beyond me.
You: Guess again.
You: I'll give you a hint, Brazil is at least in the right hemisphere!
Stranger: asia?
Stranger: aus?
You: Bingo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.And they don't like Aussies! :(

Lurker
09-04-2009, 14:38:52
Funko is leaking his IRC logs from your convos with mr B. He can't fool me.

Funko
09-04-2009, 14:59:20
Originally posted by Greg W
Hey, the people on that site are paranoid!And they don't like Aussies! :(

:lol:

Greg W
09-04-2009, 15:24:15
Ok, this is just... weird...

I had a conversation with Omegle. Got rather weird, it was talking about smoking dope and not drinking. So I asked it if it did cam. Got a reply of yes. So I asked for an address, and it gave me an email address.

Added it to MSN, and it appears to be a 15 year old girl from Sweden. She has a page on some Swedish website called lunarstorm (discovered after googling her email address), and she freaked when she found out that this website had given her email address out.

:clueless:

Scabrous Birdseed
09-04-2009, 15:26:06
Groomer!

Nills Lagerbaak
09-04-2009, 15:27:42
Not Mr. B then. MegaHal was more fun...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are you chinese?
You: no
Stranger: ok :P
You: I imagine you are
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm from holland
Stranger: and you?
You: :-) England. I was told there are only chionese here
You: Are you an architect?
Stranger: no
Stranger: england is a nice place
You: Sometimes. Not today. Holland is very flat with nice flowers
Stranger: last year i went to london, very nice
You: Excellent. I must go now, work to do.... nice chatting!

Greg W
09-04-2009, 15:27:55
The worst thing? I don't even have the conversation any more. And I don't think there's a way to retrieve it either.

Funko
09-04-2009, 16:02:50
Originally posted by Greg W
Ok, this is just... weird...

I had a conversation with Omegle. Got rather weird, it was talking about smoking dope and not drinking. So I asked it if it did cam. Got a reply of yes. So I asked for an address, and it gave me an email address.

Added it to MSN, and it appears to be a 15 year old girl from Sweden. She has a page on some Swedish website called lunarstorm (discovered after googling her email address), and she freaked when she found out that this website had given her email address out.

:clueless:

I don't think I'm open minded enough to believe you could ask 'it' to cam in complete innocence!

Greg W
09-04-2009, 16:05:07
Oh, that. I didn't read your first post properly and thought it was another version of HAL. I honestly thought I was talking to a computer, thus I was saying really weird stuff. Was only way after I posted that that I realised it was talking to real people. The convos were so weird I thought they were another HAL. :o

Funko
09-04-2009, 16:05:42
:lol:

Now that I believe!

Greg W
09-04-2009, 16:06:56
Still, she claimed to know nothing about it. That was the odd part. Unless it was some friend of hers or something...

Weird.

Funko
09-04-2009, 16:10:06
And after only 30 minutes of underage voyeurism and masturbation you came straight here to tell us about it.

Japher
09-04-2009, 17:08:58
mr. B is a computer

Greg W
10-04-2009, 03:23:42
Must be an early model, cos he doesn't make much sense, even for a computer.

Drekkus
10-04-2009, 12:21:09
MrB is broken :(

Vincent
12-04-2009, 20:00:00
Stranger: hello
You: Greetings
Stranger: als
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
Stranger: age sex location
You: yes
Stranger: haha what
You: How can I be a stranger if I tell you?
Stranger: um alright?
You: Are you listening to music right now?
Stranger: yes
You: Loud?
Stranger: yes
You: Is it "old people music"?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im 17
You: Too bad
Stranger: whhu
Stranger: are u like 50
You: It's a funny thought to talk to a stranger listening to loud polka
Stranger: what the fuck ? your wierd as shit. im listening to country
Stranger: you fuck
You: Now that's some progressive young people stuff
Stranger: ?
Stranger: dude ur probably like a 55 year old child molester
Stranger: bye bitch
You: To what country you are listening? Denmark?

Vincent
12-04-2009, 20:01:09
That place is even fuller of idiots than here is

Japher
13-04-2009, 16:01:32
they winner!

Funko
14-04-2009, 09:08:11
Originally posted by Vincent

Stranger: dude ur probably like a 55 year old child molester

:lol:

King_Ghidra
14-04-2009, 09:15:53
:lol:

King_Ghidra
14-04-2009, 12:18:33
Stranger: hey what's up
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you
*Your conversational partner has disconnected*

:(

MDA
14-04-2009, 12:40:33
:lol: must have been something you said!

Resource Consumer
15-04-2009, 14:18:13
I think the modern version of the Turing Test is that the response to "u r a gay twat" is "I am the HARDMAN".

Only human's could do that - Megahal never got to that level, sadly.

Oerdin
15-04-2009, 16:31:10
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: u r a gay twat
Stranger: u r a gay twat
You: I am the HARDMAN
Stranger: I am the HARDMA
Stranger: MAN
Stranger: FFFFUUU
You: FAIL!
You: lol
You: I SHOT UR MOTHER UP THE CUNT!
Stranger: i shot ur dad up the ass
You: Nice. HE could use it.
Stranger: then i did ur mom
You: To late she's dead
You: You're one nasty kinky bastard
Stranger: yup
You: I bet ur an accountant from Reading.
Stranger: I kind of poked her stomach and made her bleed
You: You should have done her in the eye socket like I did to your mom
Stranger: BUT THEN SHES BLIND AND CANT SEE WHEN I CUM IN HER FACE
You: That's what the other eye is for
Stranger: yeah but be careful
You: Of course, of course
Stranger: you put the other one out and its no fun
Stranger: you put your left one in
Stranger: i take my left one out
Stranger: i stuck my penis is
Stranger: and i jerk it all about
You: You could always stick it in her ear and asker how it sounds
Stranger: i cm insidew your pussy- and you got preg
Stranger: thats what its all about
Stranger: da doo tsh
Stranger: <3
Stranger: get it
Stranger: because
You: Very poetic
Stranger: its like
Stranger: to the hokey pokey
Stranger: but its moar like HOKEY POKEY RAPEY FUCKY UR MOMMY
You: You are definately a CG poster

Japher
15-04-2009, 16:50:13
:lol:

TV4Fun?

JM^3
15-04-2009, 19:48:56
My understanding is that 4chan is very active there.

JM

RedFred
16-04-2009, 03:43:42
I guess they don't like faceposters. :(

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Urgh!
Stranger: what
You: Are you really a computer?
Stranger: are you a yeti
You: Not really
Stranger: no
You: I'll take your word for it.
You: k,tyfgwi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Funko
16-04-2009, 08:41:05
Stranger: but its moar like HOKEY POKEY RAPEY FUCKY UR MOMMY

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

King_Ghidra
16-04-2009, 09:51:48
:lol:

btw greg's bizarre reverse turing experiment definitely deserves a :lol: the gf was laughing her ass off when i told her about it

Funko
16-04-2009, 10:10:54
:lol:

Oerdin
16-04-2009, 13:59:01
I felt really bad doing the Hardman thing this morning only to find the person on the other end was a 12 year old girl. :(

JM^3
16-04-2009, 14:04:48
I think that Oerdin gets trolled bad on this.

JM

Funko
16-04-2009, 15:11:39
Originally posted by Oerdin
I felt really bad doing the Hardman thing this morning only to find the person on the other end was a 12 year old girl. :(

You felt bad 'cause she totally pwned you?

Oerdin
16-04-2009, 15:33:17
NOT! (This is a different one, not that I got pwnd even in the one I posted)

Funko
16-04-2009, 15:39:13
ok, you didn't get pwned, it's more like HOKEY POKEY RAPEY FUCKY UR MOMMY

Vincent
16-04-2009, 17:08:07
I find it interesting that there's almost every time the question "where are you from?".

I mean: is it really important? Or does it give the stranger some kind of face?

Japher
16-04-2009, 20:02:14
What is the appropriate response to a/s/l?

older/nevah/redding?

Immortal Wombat
16-04-2009, 20:34:21
55/childmolester/Bavaria

protein
16-04-2009, 21:01:44
You: hello
You: this is bizarre
Stranger: excusez-moi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ja inderdaad
You: ??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Turd
16-04-2009, 23:16:13
That was a crap conversation.

Greg W
17-04-2009, 02:09:48
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
:lol:

btw greg's bizarre reverse turing experiment definitely deserves a :lol: the gf was laughing her ass off when i told her about it :cry: