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Lazarus and the Gimp
05-04-2009, 18:48:37
Don't make road blocks on the bobsleigh run.

mr_B
05-04-2009, 20:00:20
:drekkus:

Immortal Wombat
05-04-2009, 22:35:38
Don't eat trowels

Greg W
06-04-2009, 01:26:23
Don't eat yellow snow.

jsorense
06-04-2009, 03:01:11
Originally posted by Greg W
Don't eat yellow snow. :hmm: Just watch out where the huskies go! Oh, yeah, 0-100 insurance. $

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-04-2009, 05:09:42
Don't be dared to do dangerous things by people with missing limbs.

mr_B
10-04-2009, 21:13:58
Don't study architecture

The Mad Monk
10-04-2009, 21:23:06
Don't bring a trout to a gunfight.

mr_B
10-04-2009, 21:33:14
after giveing her some exercise up the ass don't clean your dick using the curtains

Lurker
10-04-2009, 21:45:22
Why not?

mr_B
10-04-2009, 22:09:32
bad for the ears o/c

are you stjoepit?

The Mad Monk
10-04-2009, 22:12:00
They won't match the carpet anymore.

Japher
11-04-2009, 04:15:17
Become Rich.

Turd
11-04-2009, 06:18:31
Don't eat shit.

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-04-2009, 07:49:07
Don't shout at old people.

mr_B
11-04-2009, 09:16:17
when getting dressed

First pants then shoes !!!

Oerdin
11-04-2009, 17:09:56
Don't get bubble gum stuck in your beard.

Koshko
12-04-2009, 03:43:24
As a general rule of life, avoid dying.

self biased
12-04-2009, 11:12:39
don't ask asher for help with your iPhone.

Turd
13-04-2009, 03:26:24
Don't try to blame the dog after you've farted.

Greg W
13-04-2009, 04:05:11
Don't tell your girlfriend that her mother gives better head than she does.

Turd
13-04-2009, 04:27:13
That would be a shit thing to do.

MDA
13-04-2009, 11:01:22
don't refer to your mother-in-law as O'mama Bin Laden

Japher
13-04-2009, 15:59:53
don't talk to your mother-in-law

Turd
13-04-2009, 17:55:29
Excellent advice.

MDA
13-04-2009, 20:52:25
don't forget to clear your browser history

Funko
14-04-2009, 09:04:32
Don't try and masturbate using industrial machinery at work (unless you want to become the star of one of those e-mails).