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MOBIUS
31-03-2009, 17:36:04
Seems like the Shit is Hitting the Fan in Space, in a new Cold War... (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7973747.stm) :bouncmsk:

Turd
31-03-2009, 17:53:11
Did someone call me?

MoSe
01-04-2009, 07:44:13
not yet.

your day is tomorrow

Funko
01-04-2009, 07:59:21
Huh? Day after tomorrow is April the Turd?

MoSe
01-04-2009, 08:05:27
tomorrow is Turdsday

Turd
01-04-2009, 09:16:39
It's my favorite day of the week.

Provost Harrison
01-04-2009, 11:18:27
In space, no one can hear you splosh...

Funko
01-04-2009, 11:31:27
Because you shit into a vacuum tube and if you didn't whilst weightless the poo would only float into the floating ball of water occasionally and you'd be unlikely to be able to expel it with a force equivalent to g?

Provost Harrison
01-04-2009, 11:32:24
You've learned well young padowan ;)

Funko
01-04-2009, 11:32:34
You could try throwing the poo at the floating ball of water. Might not be the safest thing to do in a space ship.

Provost Harrison
01-04-2009, 11:41:32
What do they do when they do their business in space? Pissing could be interesting.

And I suppose even giving it 20 minutes wouldn't help...I mean...it isn't like you can open the window. Although if it was me who'd just been, you'd be better evacuating the bog and then repressurising it later. Better safe than sorry :cute:

Funko
01-04-2009, 12:07:39
Originally posted by Funko
you shit into a vacuum tube

And there's one for the front too.

MoSe
01-04-2009, 12:09:50
one for each or one for all?

Funko
01-04-2009, 12:12:05
One for all ones and one for all twos.

King_Ghidra
01-04-2009, 12:53:58
a binary system

Funko
01-04-2009, 12:57:19
Hmm. If we've also got nothing for nones does that make it ternary?

Someone more nerdy than me to the rescue please.

Funko
01-04-2009, 12:58:46
I had to look up what ternary was called. :o

Turd
01-04-2009, 14:09:42
Originally posted by Funko
You could try throwing the poo at the floating ball of water. Might not be the safest thing to do in a space ship.

Why would you throw my people around? The way you're talking is just fecesist.

Funko
01-04-2009, 14:22:43
Defetist?

Provost Harrison
01-04-2009, 15:40:48
Originally posted by Funko
One for all ones and one for all twos.

One for hole and hole for one ;)

MoSe
01-04-2009, 15:42:31
:lol:

MOBIUS
01-04-2009, 18:20:08
Oh God, that's such a SHIT pun...

Provost Harrison
01-04-2009, 22:29:14
Face it, you're just jealous :p

Provost Harrison
01-04-2009, 22:29:36
And if MoSe laughed, it really must be shit ;)

MOBIUS
01-04-2009, 23:12:03
Ah yes, the MoSe test...:D

Turd
02-04-2009, 11:50:28
What's wrong with shit?