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Oerdin
27-03-2009, 15:21:09
This thread is to post dirty jokes. I'll start us off.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Funko
27-03-2009, 15:21:55
Oh, erdin. *sigh*

mr_B
27-03-2009, 15:24:48
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like an oerdin."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is dog enough to make me feel like an oerdin?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and jacket filled with stuffy stuff and says, "Here, put this up yours!".

Oerdin
27-03-2009, 15:25:32
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

mr_B
27-03-2009, 15:26:40
Oh, oerdin. *sigh*

MoSe
27-03-2009, 15:38:08
Oh, oer_B. *sigh*

Oerdin
27-03-2009, 15:40:08
Sigh syndrome: is it a sign of trouble? Sigh syndrome, which involves irrepressible, persistent sighing, may be stressful for the patient, but it's benign

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0689/is_1_57/ai_n24240091

Japher
27-03-2009, 15:48:49
This thread is to post dirty jokes. I'll start us off.

By the title of thread I was thinking this would be something totally different./

MoSe
27-03-2009, 15:53:28
real story

I met my best friend when I was about 20 at a chess tournament.
He had gained a lttte advantage and would have prevailed in the game ending.
I could not find a way out, and began a persistent and inoerdinate sighing.
That drove him so mad that he offered me the draw only to make me stop and disappear from his sight forever.

waswas

Japher
27-03-2009, 15:58:00
in Oerdin ate sighin?

Oerdin
27-03-2009, 15:58:55
*sigh*

MoSe
27-03-2009, 16:00:41
Excuse me, have you seen where-din?

Japher
27-03-2009, 16:01:10
what-din?

Turd
31-03-2009, 05:04:24
Where are the dirty jokes?