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mr_B
25-03-2009, 11:19:06
in a tiny land under sealevel there lived a tiny architect who........

protein
25-03-2009, 11:24:10
wrote about himself in the third person.

Greg W
25-03-2009, 12:15:19
...slept with married women.

MDA
25-03-2009, 18:47:14
thinks this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wardenclyffe_Tower) is great architecture

JM^3
25-03-2009, 19:04:12
built an underwater bridge

JM

The Mad Monk
25-03-2009, 19:14:41
all at the same time.

Funko
26-03-2009, 09:37:34
He walked around Rotterdam with his penis out

Japher
26-03-2009, 17:10:54
saying "jes jes gibt mir sum sourcrauten mit senf." He was promptly subdued.

The Mad Monk
27-03-2009, 14:51:55
and sent to "the locker", where

Funko
27-03-2009, 14:58:21
Lazarus was waiting with his gimp.

Oerdin
27-03-2009, 15:18:57
Which had some how caught syphilis .

The Mad Monk
27-03-2009, 15:27:35
Syphillis struggled in his grasp, and shreiked

Funko
27-03-2009, 15:31:52
Because despite being a healthy meat eater he was terrified of leather products.

Oerdin
27-03-2009, 15:33:45
In fact he's even bought a polyurethane gimp mask because the leather one scared him so much due to a traumatic experience where he...

Funko
27-03-2009, 15:36:31
sprayed rotten apples and meat on his ceiling. It was a leather ceiling. Just then...

King_Ghidra
31-03-2009, 12:35:10
the door swung open to reveal Drekkus pissing in the sink

Funko
31-03-2009, 12:43:15
which was impressive given that

Turd
31-03-2009, 12:56:13
He was two metres away from the sink. Unfortunately, right then who should walk through the door but...

Funko
31-03-2009, 15:19:30
his wife. She was

Lurker
31-03-2009, 15:29:23
impressed that

Funko
31-03-2009, 15:29:59
he wasn't

King_Ghidra
31-03-2009, 15:44:25
in his own home. She was unimpressed by

Funko
31-03-2009, 15:47:37
most other things. "Drekkus!" she shouted "what are you doing?"

Lurker
31-03-2009, 15:52:43
"I'm trying to kill the ..."

Funko
31-03-2009, 16:13:11
"rat that lives in this sink by "

Turd
31-03-2009, 16:38:23
"the underwater bridge which is"

MDA
31-03-2009, 16:59:12
next to the burger place that

Lurker
31-03-2009, 17:28:27
"we've been hiding from Venom."

Funko
01-04-2009, 08:04:19
"hmm" she said. Another thing she was unimpressed by was his attempts to confuse her with

King_Ghidra
01-04-2009, 08:08:50
dutch logic. She decided to leave and pretend the whole thing had never happened. On the way out she encountered

Funko
01-04-2009, 08:29:37
PH passed out in an alley with

Turd
01-04-2009, 09:02:11
a horrible smell of piss because

Oerdin
01-04-2009, 09:03:29
Drekkus had pissed there too.

mr_B
01-04-2009, 09:35:59
drekkus was waiting for his train at the Utrecht Central the other day when he .....

http://www.geenstijl.nl/archives/images/DSC00137.JPG

Funko
01-04-2009, 09:45:18
:lol:

MDA
01-04-2009, 12:00:50
He can walk out onto the underwater bridge to wash his hands when he's done.

King_Ghidra
01-04-2009, 12:38:55
Swim out, you mean.

Drekkus
01-04-2009, 13:56:32
I was walking down the streetje and noticed my dickje hanging out...

mr_B
01-04-2009, 21:36:40
twiddely twiddely twiddely twiddely
gently I made a stream

MOBIUS
01-04-2009, 23:15:06
Merrily merrily merrily, life is quite a dream...