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Lazarus and the Gimp
13-03-2009, 20:04:40
Due to it being Comic Relief day, my boss spent the day dressed in a Scooby Doo costume. That's not too bad, but there's one problem.

He was wearing a costume designed for someone about 5 foot 10 tall, and he's 6 foot 3. I've no idea what you'd call the male equivalent of a cameltoe, but he had it in abundance all day. There was far too much "lift and separate" going on there.

In case anyone's curious, the view framed by his waist, hips and thighs looked like a tightly-bound sack of offal. Not a good look.

protein
13-03-2009, 20:07:44
oh god. is it comic fucking relief? i'm glad i don't know what's happening in the outside world now.

so does he have a big willy?

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-03-2009, 20:09:18
Fairly impressive, but the bollocks are alarmingly huge.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-03-2009, 20:11:19
We were very discrete. "EW! SIT DOWN! I CAN SEE YOUR COCK AND BALLS GETTING SQUASHED!"

JM^3
13-03-2009, 21:17:54
I would have made up reasons for him to go outside...

JM

self biased
14-03-2009, 00:38:07
was that moose knuckle?

mr_B
14-03-2009, 00:51:16
my bro Ali calls that a camel hoof

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-03-2009, 08:02:33
Camels don't have hooves.