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protein
12-03-2009, 01:16:08
what are your dirty television secrets? the programs you wouldn't want to admit that you actually really enjoy?

some of mine

ultimate fighting championships: if i never did any martial arts i'd think this was disgustingly brutal but it's genuinely the only sport that i enjoy. i will watch it whenever it is on. add to that K1, any karate competition, boxing etc etc.

car chase programmes: this is really shameful but when there's nothing else to watch i'm very happy watching cops chasing baddies. crashes, arrests, crying, drugs, shooting and all that crap. i feel dirty.

takeshi's castle: this is almost as bad as the awful old uk "it's a knockout" show in the 80s. i think that maybe the fact that it's japanese - and therefore possibly marginally cultural - my brain lets me enjoy this retarded nonsense. it's wrong, but it's so funny!

hitler programmes: just like everyone else, i laughingly refer to documentary channels as hitler and shark channels but hitler and the whole period is infinitely interesting to me. i can watch these programmes while almost entirely switching off my brain and not actually learning anything. weird. the same goes for anything astrophysics related. i've watched countless hours of information about the universe but could write all of my astro-knowledge on the back of a singularity. arf.

King_Ghidra
12-03-2009, 09:25:14
Takeshi's Castle is godly.

Come Dine With Me is probably my only guilty secret. Trashy reality tv redeemed by incredibly campy and bitchy presentation.

Funko
12-03-2009, 09:35:25
Yeah, Come Dine With Me, although I've got a bit bored of it now.

22 boxes and only one question... why is this shit so compelling?

Masterchef/The Apprentice other realitiy TV nonsense.

My real guilty tv secret is that I don't like wildlife documentaries and find them quite boring. I stopped telling people when they started reacting like I'd eaten a live kitten. I am totally blasé about nature.

Debaser
12-03-2009, 10:33:58
Gossip Girl

Tizzy
12-03-2009, 10:38:05
I do sometimes watch stuff like How to Look Good Naked. And lately Don't Tell the Bride.

MoSe
12-03-2009, 11:11:56
I watch MTV Made
I enjoy scoffing at it

Scabrous Birdseed
12-03-2009, 15:22:50
I am (or have been) a huge fan of America's Next Top Model and it's various copycats. Especially, for some reason, Shear Genius which I actually followed week-to-week for its ten-episode run.

protein
12-03-2009, 15:57:03
oh, and i like those "how it's made" programmes that show you how lampposts or pencils or hang gliders or whatever are manufactured. they are great.

JM^3
12-03-2009, 16:59:09
I watch anime. I do honestly think that some of it is good. However, I watch the garbage stuff too.

JM

MattHiggs
12-03-2009, 17:15:13
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Takeshi's Castle is godly.

Come Dine With Me is probably my only guilty secret. Trashy reality tv redeemed by incredibly campy and bitchy presentation.

One of my colleagues was on 'come dine with me' a few weeks ago.

Oerdin
12-03-2009, 17:28:31
I watch Grey's Anatomy which is a total chick show but still kind of interesting.

Kitsuki
12-03-2009, 17:50:02
Takeshi's Castle, Come Dine With Me (though getting tiresome as others have said) and although it might not be, I feel guilty watching Skins. Maybe because it's blatantly a programme all my pupils watch.

Scabrous Birdseed
12-03-2009, 18:08:24
Oh, and I love the (Swedish version of) Antiques Roadshow. And Eurovision. But I'm not sure how shameful that is.

Nills Lagerbaak
12-03-2009, 18:38:52
Scrapheap challenge - although there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed off about that slab of genius.

I muct confess I used to like 'would like to meet' and beauty and the geek. I think I must find something satisfying in watching someone undergo personality transformations...

fp
12-03-2009, 19:03:09
Masterchef
Gilmore Girls
Grand Designs
Sex and the City

Mostly because I watch those programmes with my wife, who usually has totally different taste in TV to me. It's the shared experience and social bonding thing that makes them special, rather than the shows themselves.

Scud Wallaby
12-03-2009, 19:35:40
Strictly Come Dancing!!! Even went to see the live show and loved every minute of it!!!

Immortal Wombat
12-03-2009, 20:37:56
An awful lot of shit BBC3 sitcoms.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-03-2009, 21:09:18
I watch so little TV that I can't afford to feel any shame. However I'm probably over-fond of Spongebob Squarepants.

MOBIUS
13-03-2009, 00:50:23
Too much news!

Sir Penguin
13-03-2009, 00:55:01
Originally posted by protein
oh, and i like those "how it's made" programmes that show you how lampposts or pencils or hang gliders or whatever are manufactured. they are great.
There's no shame in this. How It's Made is one of the great television programs of our generation.

SP

King_Ghidra
13-03-2009, 09:45:53
Originally posted by fp
Mostly because I watch those programmes with my wife, who usually has totally different taste in TV to me. It's the shared experience and social bonding thing that makes them special, rather than the shows themselves.

:vom:

Funko
13-03-2009, 11:19:10
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Scrapheap challenge - although there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed off about that slab of genius.

I muct confess I used to like 'would like to meet' and beauty and the geek. I think I must find something satisfying in watching someone undergo personality transformations...
I guess you relate to the guys on that.

Funko
13-03-2009, 11:19:40
BTW fp's married?! :eek:

Nills Lagerbaak
13-03-2009, 11:25:55
Originally posted by Funko
I guess you relate to the guys on that.

Actually I watch them waiting for the episode you were on ;)


Oh I used to watch street date sometimes to :o

jsorense
14-03-2009, 02:50:12
I read the Bible every night.


I also want you to invest in this off-shore account that has a return of 20% each month. :smoke:

MoSe
16-03-2009, 07:59:08
lol, now that swiss waived the bank secrecy, I'll think to that

Oh, I forgot: I was a keen fan of the Roswell series.
I stumbled into reruns recently, and found out after almost a decade that:
- Here with me, is still one of my favest songs ever
- time passed, but I still love Shiri Appleby

Is it that what forever young means?
;)
(note that when I first saw that bogus-sci-fi-alien-area51-teenage series I was already well past my 30s...)
:cute:

King_Ghidra
16-03-2009, 09:35:28
Originally posted by Funko
My real guilty tv secret is that I don't like wildlife documentaries and find them quite boring. I stopped telling people when they started reacting like I'd eaten a live kitten. I am totally blasé about nature.

So you wouldn't have watched Yellowstone last night, which is a shame, because it was absolutely stunning.

Funko
16-03-2009, 09:53:58
Nope.

I did watch a bit of one of the Natures Great Events 'cause it looks amazing in HD though.

Scabrous Birdseed
16-03-2009, 11:24:08
Actually, thinking about it a bit it's possible that the stuff I wouldn't admit to watching is the really masculine stuff, which doesn't go well with my image. Stuff like professional sports and Mythbusters.

King_Ghidra
16-03-2009, 11:35:11
.

Kitsuki
16-03-2009, 19:03:17
Worrying guilty pleasure, but I love Lark Rise to Candleford... :/

MOBIUS
17-03-2009, 10:22:34
It was actually a very good series....:nervous:

protein
17-03-2009, 10:33:23
is mythbusters something to be ashamed about? i love that show. whenever i'm in san fransisco i secretly hope to bump into them.

oh, wait, that's really sad isn't it?

Funko
17-03-2009, 10:58:00
No, not at all.

Originally posted by King_Ghidra
So you wouldn't have watched Yellowstone last night, which is a shame, because it was absolutely stunning.

It was repeated last night. Watched a bit. Er.. yeah. This is why it's a secret.

Ellipsis
17-03-2009, 22:45:24
Pro wrestling. Although that's barely on TV here.

MDA
18-03-2009, 11:36:37
Any formula-plot CGI monster movie on the Sci-Fi channel. They're all crap, they're on all the time, and I love them.

MOBIUS
18-03-2009, 16:04:38
Originally posted by protein
is mythbusters something to be ashamed about? i love that show. whenever i'm in san fransisco i secretly hope to bump into them.

oh, wait, that's really sad isn't it?

Can't you suggest a music related myth and offer to appear on their show, or something?

MDA
18-03-2009, 18:54:21
ask them about being able to sing two notes at the same time, it was on the Straight Dope site

Funko
19-03-2009, 10:35:01
Watched Natures Great Events again last night. Absolutely stunning and the best looking HD show I've seen so far.

So at their best they can be good. Not sure if I'd be so gripped if it wasn't for the amazing HDness though.

Nills Lagerbaak
19-03-2009, 10:57:30
[i] Not sure if I'd be so gripped if it wasn't for the amazing HDness though. [/B]


I think this may have been said at the Metallica Reading gig too.....

Sir Penguin
19-03-2009, 13:58:37
Originally posted by protein
is mythbusters something to be ashamed about? i love that show. whenever i'm in san fransisco i secretly hope to bump into them.

oh, wait, that's really sad isn't it?
You might be the wrong kind of rock star.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2009/01/20/san-francisco-part-two/

SP