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Lazarus and the Gimp
09-03-2009, 21:13:36
Because she's been putting up with me for 17 years. Blimey.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-03-2009, 21:18:31
Oh holy crap! :beer:

Lurker
09-03-2009, 21:56:58
A 17 year long case of mad cow disease? Who'd a thunk it.

JM^3
09-03-2009, 22:28:14
wow

grats

JM

Oerdin
09-03-2009, 22:33:33
When I first read that I thought he said "because she's been putting out to me" instead of up. ;)

:beer:

Greg W
09-03-2009, 23:38:25
More like putting it up him for 17 years. :beer:

self biased
10-03-2009, 02:14:04
congrats.

notyoueither
10-03-2009, 03:19:08
:beer:

The Mad Monk
10-03-2009, 05:26:52
:beer:

MoSe
10-03-2009, 07:44:53
Originally posted by Greg W
More like putting it up him for 17 years. :beer:

Or having to do it herself?
:cute:
;)

:beer:

Funko
10-03-2009, 09:21:50
:beer:

Venom
10-03-2009, 11:46:10
You both must be very old.

MoSe
10-03-2009, 12:03:30
yeah, at least 30

Tizzy
10-03-2009, 12:07:54
:beer:

Immortal Wombat
10-03-2009, 17:27:17
:beer:

self biased
10-03-2009, 17:30:53
seventeen years without a blowjob is quite the feat.

MOBIUS
10-03-2009, 18:14:19
Bloody Hell - She deserves a VC!:eek:

:beer:

paiktis
11-03-2009, 09:39:26
I don't understand how people can manage things like that, staying together for so long, and I'm always left bewildered
:beer:

King_Ghidra
11-03-2009, 10:36:56
Well 17 years is a lot by any standards, but i think you might be bewildered at 17 months/weeks/days/hours...

:beer:

jsorense
11-03-2009, 22:22:02
Cheers! :champers:

alsieboo
11-03-2009, 23:15:39
:beer: I thought you were going to say she was pregnant!

Asher
11-03-2009, 23:37:02
I have it on good authority the reproductive bits stop working at 35.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-03-2009, 06:16:02
Mine certainly did, thanks to that nice doctor with the scalpel.

Tizzy
12-03-2009, 09:25:57
If I was feeling evil I'd bump that thread and upset mr_G again

self biased
12-03-2009, 11:55:17
one requires an excuse to uspet mr_G?

MDA
13-03-2009, 11:23:02
nevermind that, who needs an excuse to feel evil?

Tizzy
13-03-2009, 11:24:14
I'm a nice person, you know

MDA
13-03-2009, 11:41:56
Yes. I have to say I agree with you.

not as good and nice as Mrs. Gimp must be, though

Greg W
13-03-2009, 12:42:46
What has Tizzy done that's any worse than making a man go have his scrotum cut open and have his ball(s? not sure of the details) separated from the rest of his body? :hmm:

MoSe
13-03-2009, 13:03:01
next on CG:

wireless balls!

Funko
13-03-2009, 13:07:32
Originally posted by Greg W
What has Tizzy done that's any worse than making a man go have his scrotum cut open and have his ball(s? not sure of the details) separated from the rest of his body? :hmm:

I don't think she made him!

Tizzy
13-03-2009, 13:18:16
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Laz did it voluntarily

Greg W
13-03-2009, 13:41:37
Shh, I am trying to make you look good.

Not that I need to. I mean... um... er...

:nervous:

Funko
13-03-2009, 13:50:15
How is it that you try and get me into trouble and it always backfires on you?

mr_B
13-03-2009, 14:19:59
Originally posted by Tizzy
If I was feeling evil I'd bump that thread and upset mr_G again :cry:

JM^3
13-03-2009, 14:26:36
Originally posted by Funko
How is it that you try and get me into trouble and it always backfires on you?

He likes trouble.

JM

Tizzy
13-03-2009, 14:27:19
Originally posted by mr_B
:cry:

You are lucky I am nice.

Funko
13-03-2009, 14:40:54
she says that to me a lot too.

Tizzy
13-03-2009, 14:43:47
Cos it's true

Greg W
13-03-2009, 15:49:09
Originally posted by Funko
How is it that you try and get me into trouble and it always backfires on you? Yeah, but this time I wasn't even trying to get you into trouble! And I still managed to get myself into trouble. :cry:

Maybe I just have a massive desire to owe Tizzy a year's production from all the Australian wine makers combined. Mein Gott, think of the excess baggage charge! :cry:

Funko
13-03-2009, 15:53:39
Hire a container to ship stuff over.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-03-2009, 20:08:12
Originally posted by Greg W
What has Tizzy done that's any worse than making a man go have his scrotum cut open and have his ball(s? not sure of the details) separated from the rest of his body? :hmm:


They're still attached. It's just the tube that gets injected with a big fucking hypodermic needle, severed with a scalpel and then cauterised with something very hot, causing a nasty sizzling noise.

Bolded for Mr G.

Greg W
14-03-2009, 03:01:16
Well, I was referring to not being attached in terms of the tube (vas) no longer being attached. They're just freeballing in your scrotum (as far as I understand the process).

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-03-2009, 08:01:30
That's not how your nuts work, Greg. At least, I hope it's not. They're not freeballing anywhere.

Greg W
14-03-2009, 13:52:41
Well, I can't say I am an expert on the subject, so you could very well be right. Guess I am just going by how my father explained it to me when he had it done.

paiktis
16-03-2009, 10:58:17
My current girlfriend has developed an habit of punching me in the balls. I don't think I'd need a vasectomy. Strange but true. I'm not always quick to defend myself.

King_Ghidra
16-03-2009, 11:02:15
One good hit and your CG updates will get a lot less interesting.

MDA
16-03-2009, 11:50:39
nerves and vaculature are still attached, so there's plenty of support

can't have them getting necrotic

Greg W
16-03-2009, 14:04:49
There's a point I guess. Without bloodflow things would get rather nasty down there wouldn't they?

King_Ghidra
16-03-2009, 14:16:57
Originally posted by Greg W
Well, I can't say I am an expert on the subject

MoSe
16-03-2009, 15:27:58
bollocks!

MDA
16-03-2009, 15:32:08
<--- not an expert, just sick in the head

King_Ghidra
16-03-2009, 15:49:22
If Beaker was the assistant at a vasectomy i'd be worried

Funko
16-03-2009, 15:50:16
:lol:

MoSe
16-03-2009, 16:06:40
Beaker?
is that about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_castration ?
:D