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protein
07-03-2009, 00:36:18
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=dick

hit "sloganize" for literally minutes of fun.

mr_B
07-03-2009, 01:07:20
:lol:

self biased
07-03-2009, 01:39:58
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Vag

"i can't believe i ate the whole vag"

protein
07-03-2009, 02:38:05
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=soapy+breasts

grab life by the soapy breasts

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-03-2009, 08:02:40
"Gaping anus- Australian for beer"

self biased
07-03-2009, 12:32:24
:brwncard:

Immortal Wombat
07-03-2009, 14:54:26
"A day without Goatse is like a day without sunshine"

Immortal Wombat
07-03-2009, 14:57:26
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=spunk+bubble

edit: actually the grammar of slogans tends to mean that noncount nouns fit better. So maybe just spunk (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=spunk) on its own would work better, despite being less inherently funny.


edit: oh gods, I just got the Ambrosia slogan and the Club slogan consecutively. Should quite while ahead.

protein
07-03-2009, 21:12:29
Drinka Pinta Spunk Bubble A Day.

Scabrous Birdseed
07-03-2009, 22:31:05
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Spunk Bubble.

And the depressingly true (says mr. feminist):

If you want to get ahead, get a dick

self biased
08-03-2009, 01:05:55
Originally posted by Scabrous Birdseed
If you want to get head, get a dick

fixed.

King_Ghidra
10-03-2009, 13:31:03
"Gee, Your spunk bubble smells terrific"

Funko
10-03-2009, 13:34:32
"Get Serious. Get Counterglow."

mr_B
10-03-2009, 15:05:56
:lol:

Fistandantilus
10-03-2009, 16:02:47
I saw mr.G and I thought of you.

err

mr_B
10-03-2009, 16:17:46
hello fist

Scabrous Birdseed
10-03-2009, 21:59:55
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=capitalism

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Capitalism.