View Full Version : Give Me a Pound.......

Resource Consumer
27-02-2009, 15:30:57
and I'll piss on Ryan Air


27-02-2009, 16:53:29
Someone should just walk up and piss on the cockpit door rather then pay $2.

Resource Consumer
01-03-2009, 09:44:43
I agree - and what about the staff, Will they have a special key or just a plastic bottle.

01-03-2009, 17:55:44
I like the logic that you often have to pay 20p to use the toilets in stations so why not on a plane...

Last time I travelled by train the onboard toilets were free and approximately 3 times the size of a airline toilet. Then again it was one of those pendolino things. Not enough actual seats but massive toilets...

Next stop, extra charges for the lifejackets, emergency air masks and exit steps.

Unless you pay extra they just lob you out of the door before the steps/gantry has arrived.

01-03-2009, 18:13:02
There already is a big class difference on how passengers are treated during a crash. Just look at this photo from the recent plane crash into the Hudson River. Do you think things have changed much since the Titanic? Guess who gets the mother fucking inflatable life raft.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5253/1stclass.jpg (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1stclass.jpg)

Immortal Wombat
01-03-2009, 20:57:33
I quite like the idea of modular tickets where you can opt out of certain non-essential in-flight services. They should start charging 50p for these little heated flannels and see how many people can be arsed to shell out for one of them.

Greg W
01-03-2009, 23:09:27
Yeah, and charge those arseholes that join the mile high club too! When you buy your ticket it should clearly be "fucking or non-fucking"... :mad:

Provost Harrison
04-03-2009, 08:53:27
The very mention of Ryanair makes me foam at the mouth. Cunts.