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Provost Harrison
27-02-2009, 14:02:45
My boss was in the office and I managed to slip one out silently. I wasn't too sure that I was going to be able to get it out without a sound. That is a brave fart! :D

27-02-2009, 14:04:11
That's not brave. Brave would have been to let rip a mighty blast.

27-02-2009, 14:11:25
Exactly, it was a coward's fart.

A pusillanimous parp.

27-02-2009, 14:34:35
That goes so well with my location

27-02-2009, 14:37:46
do you dare to fart when you're alone in a lift?

aren't you afraid that when it opens there's someone waiting to get in?

if it's a stranger, [s]he'll only know when you've gone, and chances are you'll never meet again
it would still be embarassing

and it could also be someone who knows you

Provost Harrison
27-02-2009, 14:44:09
I always fart. Better out than in. Well, for me, anyway :D

27-02-2009, 14:47:04
Doesn't this start to tie into the shared misery/pain thread?

Provost Harrison
27-02-2009, 14:48:22
Probably. But I thought it was a good idea for a copycat...almost sounds the same too :D

27-02-2009, 14:49:13
A copycat that almost sounds the same?

What an incredible innovation!

Provost Harrison
27-02-2009, 14:51:03
I know! Go me :)

27-02-2009, 16:18:53

27-02-2009, 16:47:39
It wasn't brave but literally the worst smelling gas of my life was during a plane flight back from Panama. I had caught some sort of stomach bug and I had taken a bunch of ImodiumAD to prevent sharting but never the less there I was on a relatively small commuter plane with around 40 other people letting fly with the most lethal gas of my life. I'm sure those people wanted to kill me. :gasmaske:

27-02-2009, 23:07:37
Is that opposed to ImodiumBC, that famous Roman anti-diarrhoea capsule...?

Provost Harrison
04-03-2009, 08:51:25
Oh stop it you! :bash: