View Full Version : wow!

25-02-2009, 22:32:15

25-02-2009, 22:32:36
$75,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Go on tour with Josh for a few days. -Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story. -Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.) -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while. -Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.... -If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm) -Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here) -If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks. -Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.

26-02-2009, 09:21:55
Brilliant! :beer:

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-02-2009, 19:49:14
So, he's a prostitute.

26-02-2009, 19:50:19
sounds like an excellent business model. nobody buys fucking records any more so this is genius.

27-02-2009, 08:53:35
And incredible free advertising. I doubt I'd have ever found out he'd got a record coming out.

Immortal Wombat
27-02-2009, 17:30:34
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
So, he's a prostitute.
who isn't?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
05-03-2009, 17:29:40
The Pop Group said we were ALL prostitutes.

But at home, I'm a tourist.