View Full Version : once upon a time......

09-02-2009, 15:18:58
jesjes once upon a time there was an angry young tiny architect who..

09-02-2009, 15:24:57
wasn't all that young any more. He was bored at work and his friend, the really stupid hockey player, said, "Hey, I know something that'll give you some entertainment..."

09-02-2009, 15:31:29
Let's fuck in the showers again

09-02-2009, 15:33:52
"No, you know I can't get sexually excited in such an ugly bathroom" said the little architect. "Ok, well I have one other suggestion..."

09-02-2009, 16:14:06
Let's kick some gaymen in the dingding, just for fun.
Jesjes said a guy from Reading who thought that was funnier then sjopping for wedding flowers.

09-02-2009, 16:17:37
"Who the fok are you?" asked the angry little architect "and what are you doing in our shower?" "Well" said the guy from Reading, "I'm...

09-02-2009, 16:20:11
maaik and i am hiding.
there is a woman on the loose who wants to go flower sjopping.
Hey hockeyplayer can i kick you in the dingding too? said the man from Reading.

The hockeyplayer looked up and said....

09-02-2009, 16:21:16
"Only if you can get your foot as high as this sink!"

09-02-2009, 16:24:19
no problem said the tiny architect cause the upper side of a sink is as high as your dingding. That's a golden rule in architecture.
bovenkant bak is onderkant zak.

ow in english that's upperside sink is as high as a nomal mans scrotum said the man from reading who speaks fluently fluent Dutch.

Then the woman on the loose came into the shower and said......

09-02-2009, 16:25:54
"Wow, what an ugly...

09-02-2009, 16:28:22

The guy from Reading looked up and said, jesjes but this guy is uglier....

09-02-2009, 16:30:04
"Oh my god, you're right" said the girl "I thought his face was that big guy's scrotum!"

09-02-2009, 16:50:35
"If only I had some nice flowers I could look at instead" she continued

09-02-2009, 16:53:12
at that point the man from Reading screamed and ran away from the shower as fast as he could. Which wasn't particularly fast if we're honest.

09-02-2009, 17:43:44
Because he got caught in a snow storm.

09-02-2009, 19:11:55
no he wasn't - fact!!

because he's got the body of a 28 year old swimmer.
The tiny architect was even faster and let the guy from Reading fall on his face.

All bloody he said.........

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-02-2009, 20:03:49
"Could somebody fill the gaping plot hole over how I came to fall on my face. Did I trip over the shortarse?"

09-02-2009, 20:30:27
the tiny architect said "jesjes , i was way way too fast for you, i was at ninja speed"

09-02-2009, 23:39:28
Which for a tiny architect is faster than your average man from Reading - and certainly this man from Reading...:ninja:

10-02-2009, 09:07:28
The man from Reading was just greatful that he hadn't been hit at ramming speed.

Just then the hockey player and the woman on the loose, who we'd forgotten about, suddenly reappeared wearing...

10-02-2009, 09:25:04
upside down soup bowls on their heads.

10-02-2009, 09:28:52
"Souper!" thought the man from Reading, but he immediately regretted the obnoxious influence his online community was having on his punning ability

10-02-2009, 09:40:06
The little architect, still moving at ninja speed, really wanted to participate further at this point but for some reason he'd suffered a blackout for the last few seconds. Like his mind couldn't help but ignore what just happened. So he did what he always did when he was confused...

10-02-2009, 09:42:21
.... sit down, drank 5 beers and ignored the snoring italian stallion.

then the guy from Reading came back and....

10-02-2009, 09:45:49
saw the beers and decided...

10-02-2009, 09:50:31
To fart loudly and then when the other people left the room because of the smell the man from Reading took all the beers for himself.

10-02-2009, 09:51:59
Where upon he asked where the hot waitress went and they kicked him out.

10-02-2009, 09:54:20
Where he ran into the little architect who said...

10-02-2009, 11:52:14
"HIC!" (because he'd drunk 5 beers)

10-02-2009, 11:55:42
And then looked for some welcome Prosecco to distract the woman on the loose from flowers.

10-02-2009, 14:38:10
after three bottles of welcome prosecco the woman on the loose went wild and .....

10-02-2009, 14:46:08
had a sleep for a few hours. Meanwhile...

10-02-2009, 15:57:49
...a strange green mist started seeping up from through the ground.

10-02-2009, 18:54:26
Which was actually just grass growing. But it's pretty rare in the city and the Dutchman was crazy high so it looked like mist to him. He thought it might be a good idea to try and eat the mist so...

10-02-2009, 18:56:02
he ordered a nice little coffee, some lagerbeer and a toastie to accompany it.

11-02-2009, 03:55:32
But all they brought him was a toadstool. It was right then that he saw...

11-02-2009, 08:51:58
that the stool was the perfect height for him to sit on, so he did. Then, as he hadn't eaten, he put on his pointed red hat, pulled out his pipe and fishing rod and started to fish in a pond that had somehow appeared nearby. If you'll remember everyone ran out of the shower ages ago so we're not there anymore and no-one's really said where we are now so this isn't that ridiculous that we are now in...

11-02-2009, 10:43:30
jesjes it isn't.

Then a very strange thing happened, his pipe exploded and the whole "city" of Reading set fire, luckily the woman on the loose had a moment of clearity and.....

11-02-2009, 10:52:48
emptied all the water out of the vases of flowers to put out the flames, saving the town but killing the flowers.

11-02-2009, 10:57:06
She wasn't sure the cost of saving the town was worth it. But the survival of one thing convinced her it was...

11-02-2009, 11:04:58
a pretty pretty usefull thing to do.
The mayor of Reading who does not live in the library btw gave her a decoration and the guy from Reading was very proud of his misses.

Thankfull as he is he took he weddingflowershopping for a whole weekend....

at that weekend a strange thingy happened...

11-02-2009, 11:20:54
but as it's not relevant to our story we won't dwell on that. Instead let's catch up with the dutch hockey player and his little architect sidekick who were looking for better designed showers to...

11-02-2009, 11:28:08
gently bum each other in.

11-02-2009, 13:38:28
no no no NO

11-02-2009, 13:51:51
said the hockey player, playing hard to get

11-02-2009, 14:09:00
no no no NO

11-02-2009, 14:15:52
said the hockey player, still playing hard to get

11-02-2009, 15:41:26
get out the the city said the tiny architect, I'm of to Reading to see the snake on the crane

12-02-2009, 01:39:46
"You can see my snake from down there can't you?" Said the hockey player while he took off his team strip. All the time never taking his eyes from the little architect who was soaked through.

12-02-2009, 09:04:23
He'd fallen in the pond earlier whilst fishing.

12-02-2009, 09:29:48
fisting the guy from Reading meant fisting.
Fisting is one of the Reading's guys hobby, he is like the most famous Readings fister