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mr_B
09-02-2009, 15:18:58
jesjes once upon a time there was an angry young tiny architect who..

Funko
09-02-2009, 15:24:57
wasn't all that young any more. He was bored at work and his friend, the really stupid hockey player, said, "Hey, I know something that'll give you some entertainment..."

Asher
09-02-2009, 15:31:29
Let's fuck in the showers again

Funko
09-02-2009, 15:33:52
"No, you know I can't get sexually excited in such an ugly bathroom" said the little architect. "Ok, well I have one other suggestion..."

mr_B
09-02-2009, 16:14:06
Let's kick some gaymen in the dingding, just for fun.
Jesjes said a guy from Reading who thought that was funnier then sjopping for wedding flowers.

Funko
09-02-2009, 16:17:37
"Who the fok are you?" asked the angry little architect "and what are you doing in our shower?" "Well" said the guy from Reading, "I'm...

mr_B
09-02-2009, 16:20:11
maaik and i am hiding.
there is a woman on the loose who wants to go flower sjopping.
Hey hockeyplayer can i kick you in the dingding too? said the man from Reading.

The hockeyplayer looked up and said....

Funko
09-02-2009, 16:21:16
"Only if you can get your foot as high as this sink!"

mr_B
09-02-2009, 16:24:19
no problem said the tiny architect cause the upper side of a sink is as high as your dingding. That's a golden rule in architecture.
bovenkant bak is onderkant zak.

ow in english that's upperside sink is as high as a nomal mans scrotum said the man from reading who speaks fluently fluent Dutch.

Then the woman on the loose came into the shower and said......

Funko
09-02-2009, 16:25:54
"Wow, what an ugly...

mr_B
09-02-2009, 16:28:22
man.

The guy from Reading looked up and said, jesjes but this guy is uglier....

Funko
09-02-2009, 16:30:04
"Oh my god, you're right" said the girl "I thought his face was that big guy's scrotum!"

Tizzy
09-02-2009, 16:50:35
"If only I had some nice flowers I could look at instead" she continued

Funko
09-02-2009, 16:53:12
at that point the man from Reading screamed and ran away from the shower as fast as he could. Which wasn't particularly fast if we're honest.

Oerdin
09-02-2009, 17:43:44
Because he got caught in a snow storm.

mr_B
09-02-2009, 19:11:55
no he wasn't - fact!!

because he's got the body of a 28 year old swimmer.
The tiny architect was even faster and let the guy from Reading fall on his face.

All bloody he said.........

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-02-2009, 20:03:49
"Could somebody fill the gaping plot hole over how I came to fall on my face. Did I trip over the shortarse?"

mr_B
09-02-2009, 20:30:27
the tiny architect said "jesjes , i was way way too fast for you, i was at ninja speed"

MOBIUS
09-02-2009, 23:39:28
Which for a tiny architect is faster than your average man from Reading - and certainly this man from Reading...:ninja:

Funko
10-02-2009, 09:07:28
The man from Reading was just greatful that he hadn't been hit at ramming speed.

Just then the hockey player and the woman on the loose, who we'd forgotten about, suddenly reappeared wearing...

Oerdin
10-02-2009, 09:25:04
upside down soup bowls on their heads.

MoSe
10-02-2009, 09:28:52
"Souper!" thought the man from Reading, but he immediately regretted the obnoxious influence his online community was having on his punning ability

Funko
10-02-2009, 09:40:06
The little architect, still moving at ninja speed, really wanted to participate further at this point but for some reason he'd suffered a blackout for the last few seconds. Like his mind couldn't help but ignore what just happened. So he did what he always did when he was confused...

mr_B
10-02-2009, 09:42:21
.... sit down, drank 5 beers and ignored the snoring italian stallion.

then the guy from Reading came back and....

Funko
10-02-2009, 09:45:49
saw the beers and decided...

Oerdin
10-02-2009, 09:50:31
To fart loudly and then when the other people left the room because of the smell the man from Reading took all the beers for himself.

Venom
10-02-2009, 09:51:59
Where upon he asked where the hot waitress went and they kicked him out.

Oerdin
10-02-2009, 09:54:20
Where he ran into the little architect who said...

MOBIUS
10-02-2009, 11:52:14
"HIC!" (because he'd drunk 5 beers)

Tizzy
10-02-2009, 11:55:42
And then looked for some welcome Prosecco to distract the woman on the loose from flowers.

mr_B
10-02-2009, 14:38:10
after three bottles of welcome prosecco the woman on the loose went wild and .....

Funko
10-02-2009, 14:46:08
had a sleep for a few hours. Meanwhile...

protein
10-02-2009, 15:57:49
...a strange green mist started seeping up from through the ground.

Venom
10-02-2009, 18:54:26
Which was actually just grass growing. But it's pretty rare in the city and the Dutchman was crazy high so it looked like mist to him. He thought it might be a good idea to try and eat the mist so...

protein
10-02-2009, 18:56:02
he ordered a nice little coffee, some lagerbeer and a toastie to accompany it.

Oerdin
11-02-2009, 03:55:32
But all they brought him was a toadstool. It was right then that he saw...

Funko
11-02-2009, 08:51:58
that the stool was the perfect height for him to sit on, so he did. Then, as he hadn't eaten, he put on his pointed red hat, pulled out his pipe and fishing rod and started to fish in a pond that had somehow appeared nearby. If you'll remember everyone ran out of the shower ages ago so we're not there anymore and no-one's really said where we are now so this isn't that ridiculous that we are now in...

mr_B
11-02-2009, 10:43:30
jesjes it isn't.

Then a very strange thing happened, his pipe exploded and the whole "city" of Reading set fire, luckily the woman on the loose had a moment of clearity and.....

Tizzy
11-02-2009, 10:52:48
emptied all the water out of the vases of flowers to put out the flames, saving the town but killing the flowers.

Funko
11-02-2009, 10:57:06
She wasn't sure the cost of saving the town was worth it. But the survival of one thing convinced her it was...

mr_B
11-02-2009, 11:04:58
a pretty pretty usefull thing to do.
The mayor of Reading who does not live in the library btw gave her a decoration and the guy from Reading was very proud of his misses.

Thankfull as he is he took he weddingflowershopping for a whole weekend....

at that weekend a strange thingy happened...

Funko
11-02-2009, 11:20:54
but as it's not relevant to our story we won't dwell on that. Instead let's catch up with the dutch hockey player and his little architect sidekick who were looking for better designed showers to...

protein
11-02-2009, 11:28:08
gently bum each other in.

mr_B
11-02-2009, 13:38:28
no no no NO

Tizzy
11-02-2009, 13:51:51
said the hockey player, playing hard to get

mr_B
11-02-2009, 14:09:00
no no no NO

Funko
11-02-2009, 14:15:52
said the hockey player, still playing hard to get

mr_B
11-02-2009, 15:41:26
get out the the city said the tiny architect, I'm of to Reading to see the snake on the crane

protein
12-02-2009, 01:39:46
"You can see my snake from down there can't you?" Said the hockey player while he took off his team strip. All the time never taking his eyes from the little architect who was soaked through.

Funko
12-02-2009, 09:04:23
He'd fallen in the pond earlier whilst fishing.

mr_B
12-02-2009, 09:29:48
fisting the guy from Reading meant fisting.
Fisting is one of the Reading's guys hobby, he is like the most famous Readings fister