View Full Version : Thank you Venom for the Hospitality.

05-02-2009, 11:44:14
I feel ashamed, no frightened and ashamed, to admit I had an incredibly vivid dream that involved Venom last night.

I don't know how it happened but for some reason I got on a flight to Virginia(?!?) for 500 quid. Somehow I found myself in Venom's house. We were sat down and he was flicking through some photos. I asked him whether a guy in the photo was his brother as they looked similar and he suspiciously refused to say whether it was and eventually denied it vehemently! In his badly decorated house there were a lot of crucifix type memorabilia and lots of pictures if Jesus/Mary etc...

We also went on Venom's laptop to look at some Youtube videos of random stuff. I also asked him about "Klooge" but I can't remember his answer.

After the frivolities; he took me into his front yard which also happened to be a rocky beach. He said we should go for a swim but I wouldn't get in as there were loads of box jellyfish everywhere. This is where the dream ends.

So anyway Venom cheers for the hospitality and your choice of decor sucks!

(edited for terrible writing, I'm still in a state if immense confusion)

05-02-2009, 11:50:19

05-02-2009, 11:51:14

no running around naked?

05-02-2009, 11:52:23


I only got it now!

05-02-2009, 12:06:43
No BigMacs? No shotguns?

05-02-2009, 12:07:02
Originally posted by MoSe

no running around naked?

I can't remember any garment removal before he went off swimming. I think my focus was on the jellyfish at the time as I'm petrified of swimming and seeing one.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-02-2009, 12:28:59
Venom... jellyfish.... zat iz all ze same in yor dreamz, yez.

05-02-2009, 12:42:42
You're welcome. Now never come back.

05-02-2009, 12:53:52
I don't plan to.

Say hello to your brother for me :hmm:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-02-2009, 13:01:34
Thank you Venom for the Hostility.

05-02-2009, 13:36:08
:lol: great story

05-02-2009, 13:46:33
I don't get Klooge

Lurker the Second
05-02-2009, 14:51:43
That's a very disturbing dream.

05-02-2009, 14:52:19
Originally posted by Drekkus
I don't get Klooge

no wander

Originally posted by Drekkus
I don't have a cluj what you are talking about

05-02-2009, 15:02:59

06-02-2009, 03:17:58
In this version, they are wearing pants.