View Full Version : What the hell is wrong with you: Germany Edition

02-02-2009, 07:06:08
Can someone explain this to me?

This woman was singing on a TV concert I flipped past:

Then I saw the crowd shots and it was teenage girls.

I googled and found out this woman is a man by the name of Bill (that's not even a real German name).

Are all girls in germany lesbians and thus swoon over girly men like this (of which there are many in Germany?).

Is the ultimate cause of the two world wars the insecurity of the feminine german men?

02-02-2009, 07:08:42
And no, that's not a picture of Bjork

02-02-2009, 12:03:21
Given the choice between that guy, Vinny, or C@H, which would you choose?

Its a wonder there are any German children at all!

02-02-2009, 12:22:37
That's ok, one Heidi balances out for a lot of the other kind of Germans. ;)

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/866/heidiyy5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

02-02-2009, 13:37:15
she looks like heidi klum

02-02-2009, 14:59:47
that man makes me confused

02-02-2009, 15:05:48
He's very confused himself. Was reading up on him as an oddity.

He apparently drunkenly posted to his band's blog that he "prefers guys" only to have it removed a couple hours later. Then he remained silent for a week before denying he is gay, saying "it'd be a shame with all of those cute girls in the front row!". But the best part is, he said that so flamboyantly that it really cemented his stance as a homosexual.

He also wants to be a fashion designer.

Oh, Germany.

02-02-2009, 15:10:05
Mein Gott, a closet gay guy??? Only in Germany...

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-02-2009, 16:04:45
In fairness, it's clearly more of a glass-fronted cabinet than a closet.

02-02-2009, 17:22:15
I'm not convinced he is gay, or has performed gay acts yet. I'm pretty sure that if he took it, he'd be snapped in half...

self biased
03-02-2009, 00:44:01
is there something you'd like to tell us, asher?

03-02-2009, 01:22:12
Is that your way of hinting that you want to know more?

I broke many boys in my high school days.

*their hearts

Scabrous Birdseed
03-02-2009, 10:30:24
I've got a gay friend who thinks he's cute.

Provost Harrison
03-02-2009, 10:54:42
The question is though, do you think he's cute? :cute:

Scabrous Birdseed
03-02-2009, 11:08:25
Not my type.

03-02-2009, 12:59:50
i think his in-the-closetness is probably a business decision. if he alienates the girlies he'd have nobody buying records and showing up at gigs.

03-02-2009, 13:32:47
Originally posted by Asher
I broke many boys in my high school days.

*their hearts

nice asterix

03-02-2009, 14:09:33
Originally posted by Asher
I broke many boys
*their hearts



or rather


Provost Harrison
03-02-2009, 14:39:48

04-02-2009, 04:04:18