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Immortal Wombat
25-01-2009, 23:14:50
The National Zoo released a statement yesterday saying that Mei Xiang and Tian Tian had tried to mate "throughout the day Thursday," apparently without success. "Because competent mating did not occur," the zoo statement said, veterinarians anesthetized both pandas on Saturday, collected semen from Tian Tian and inserted it into Mei Xiang's uterus. [link (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/18/AR2009011800725.html)]

I love that phrasing.

Funko
26-01-2009, 09:03:34
They really do deserve to be extinct.

Provost Harrison
26-01-2009, 10:29:57
Ever been into Hull on a Saturday night? I doubt any of the mating taking place after that is competent.

King_Ghidra
26-01-2009, 11:17:38
The National Zoo released a statement yesterday saying that Mei Xiang and Tian Tian had tried to mate "throughout the day Thursday," apparently without success. "Because at the crucial moment Tian Tian pulled out and jizzed all over Mei Xing's face and tits." Zoo officials blame the ubiquity of internet pornography for the failure, adding that Tian Tian had also been pressuring Mei Xing into doing anal.

MDA
26-01-2009, 18:47:13
We need to get KG off of Tian Tian's friends list.