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Lazarus and the Gimp
05-01-2009, 21:34:54
My daughter (8 years old) ate a big plate of pasta bolognese, followed by yogurt and a large marshmallow cookie. Then decided to demonstrate her gymnastics to her little sister.

20 minutes later, the spray of orange vom covered the following-

The toilet
The sink
The floor
The rug
Mrs V's box of sanitary products
The window
Two walls
Both her feet
Her hands
My foot
My arm
My wristwatch

9/10 for technical merit. Tne window was the really impressive one. Hitting something five feet off the ground when you're only 4 foot 4 takes some effort.

protein
05-01-2009, 21:46:57
:beer:

:vom:

self biased
05-01-2009, 21:48:25
did she get screwed by the french judge?

MOBIUS
05-01-2009, 22:15:32
Cool. At least it was confined to the one room.:beer:

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-01-2009, 22:16:22
....except that she's just puked in her bed. Looks like a virus now.

Oerdin
05-01-2009, 22:19:37
This is the stuff embarrassing stories you will some day tell her boyfriend are made out of. ;)

MOBIUS
05-01-2009, 22:20:56
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Looks like a virus now.

Spreading from room to room...:nervous:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-01-2009, 22:36:30
Originally posted by Oerdin
This is the stuff embarrassing stories you will some day tell her boyfriend are made out of. ;)

He'll tell her that her boyfriend is made of vomit?

makes sense.

Funko
06-01-2009, 09:44:06
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
....except that she's just puked in her bed. Looks like a virus now.

I had a puking virus over Christmas too... then flu. It was an awesome two weeks off. jj inderdeed.

mr_B
06-01-2009, 16:07:21
Is it the artist daughter?
The one who painted some great pics on your car by using a stone?

she's great

Funko
06-01-2009, 16:14:26
She just painted the bathroom and her bed too.