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Caligastia
12-12-2008, 01:55:26
"Do more with less"

:bash:

Oerdin
12-12-2008, 02:49:27
"Compete and win"

My former employer had this on the wall and it was supposed to be inspirational but really it was just a waste of space.

C@H
12-12-2008, 06:52:21
Don't think, just do it

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-12-2008, 08:13:44
Don't think, just skip it.

Drekkus
12-12-2008, 08:35:02
http://www.despair.com/

Venom
12-12-2008, 13:44:05
"You're lucky to have a job" will be appearing on a wall near you soon.

protein
12-12-2008, 18:20:36
we've got "FUCK OFF!" in large friendly letters on the studio wall.

it's what our new music is supposed to say to all our critics.

Asher
12-12-2008, 18:22:24
Angst-driven music? You can do so much better than that

protein
12-12-2008, 20:18:13
angst? nah. it's "fuck off" in a very specific way. we're too old for angst.

imagine you are an australian crocodile-wrangler and someone is confronting you with a flick-knife, but you bring out another much bigger and badder knife and say "fuck off!" in a slightly weary way. the guy then pees his pants and scuttles away.

or imagine you are playing a blisteringly intense, massive wall of sound to a whining, snivelling critic who likes maroon five. just as the last thunderingly enormous thud of the song ends you you smirk at him, say "fuck off" while chuckling. the critic crumples to his knees and sobs gently.

Vincent
12-12-2008, 20:39:47
When will you be too old for "fuck off"?

Venom
12-12-2008, 21:17:37
Ah...it's the we're badder than you fuck off. The Untouchables fuck off, if you will. Like I've bribed the judge and can smirk at my trial fuck off.

protein
12-12-2008, 21:52:12
yes!

Vincent
12-12-2008, 22:18:19
oh, not the hegelian fuck off?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
13-12-2008, 09:20:52
I was thinking of Schopenhauer.

Vincent
13-12-2008, 14:25:25
You fucking Kant

Drekkus
13-12-2008, 23:48:34
:lol: