View Full Version : How would one fix a farting penis?

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-12-2008, 20:58:07

12-12-2008, 01:54:07
Just when you thought a penis couldn't be any ruder!

12-12-2008, 02:52:21
He might even get a sympathy fuck out of it.

12-12-2008, 08:45:07
If he learns a few tunes he could have a successful recording career. (possibly even more successful than Bob's son)

Greg W
12-12-2008, 10:11:46
Now I wonder just how Funko found that? :hmm:

12-12-2008, 10:13:27
How I found what?

12-12-2008, 10:37:16
Originally posted by Oerdin
He might even get a sympathy fuck out of it.

It would certainly muffle the farting sound...:gasmaske:

Greg W
13-12-2008, 12:09:32
Now, would a simultaneous penis fart and fanny fart cancel each other out? Or if it happened during intercourse, would they reproduce the big bang?

Greg W
13-12-2008, 12:10:15
Originally posted by Funko
How I found what? Own Goal!

That page!

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-12-2008, 16:20:13
I think he probably clicked on the link I provided in my opening post, Greg.

Greg W
14-12-2008, 07:04:50

I meant Laz. :rolleyes: @ myself.

14-12-2008, 13:34:21
Oh, you know. He was just doing your average google search on farting penises.

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-12-2008, 15:01:15
I think the answer to the question is "Don't get a hand shandy from a milkmaid."

16-12-2008, 09:02:58
But she can get 2 pints a minute.