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11-12-2008, 17:39:21
For some reason I was looking up schools on wikipedia and my old school has a page.

But someone's been messing with it....


11-12-2008, 17:40:19
Notable alumni

* Hugh Allison, founder of The yellowchair performance experience


I did enjoy "# Matt Holland is a prick, Republic of Ireland footballer" though. ;)

11-12-2008, 20:07:19
I have no idea who hugh Allison is either.

I did know Matt Holland was at Newport, although I didn't realise it was that Matt Holland until recently.

12-12-2008, 00:20:19
This was my school (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morpeth_School)

It was an utter, utter shithole pit of hell when I went there...

Now, the sun seems to shine out of its arse!:eek:

12-12-2008, 02:53:17
All because you left? :coolgrin:

12-12-2008, 02:54:27
BTW I went to your run of the mill boring high school.


12-12-2008, 08:41:01
Originally posted by Oerdin
All because you left? :coolgrin:


12-12-2008, 13:13:27
Originally posted by Oerdin
All because you left? :coolgrin:

I knew someone couldn't resist...:D

Obviously, they realised they needed to turn the school into a place of pilgrimage in honour of my attendance.

I'm still a bit miffed about the visiting dignitaries so far though. I was hoping more for Nelson Mandela (not my friend Nelson Mandela Cook, but the real one!) or the Dalai Llama - not New F***ing Labour and the Queen!:rolleyes:

The Mad Monk
13-12-2008, 07:09:01
Do you have something against queens?

14-12-2008, 01:00:56
Don't you? :confused:

14-12-2008, 01:23:31
Queens is working class but there are some good Italian restaurants. :smoke:

Provost Harrison
14-12-2008, 22:33:56
I used to know a huge Alison. Does that count?

Scabrous Birdseed
14-12-2008, 23:30:29
Oooh, someone with a PR turn of mind has really edited my school homepage. I'm not sure my pothead classmates thought of it as the "Elite School of Sweden"...


Provost Harrison
19-12-2008, 09:07:37
OK, that's where you went to get buff and in shape. Now which school did you go to?