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Resource Consumer
04-11-2008, 15:43:07
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3369609/Teenager-changes-name-to-Captain-Fantastic.html

Bob
04-11-2008, 15:48:34
He's obsessed by AEs

Funko
04-11-2008, 15:49:23
That's The Shaker isn't it?

Resource Consumer
04-11-2008, 15:56:50
I can imagine him posting a "I know more than you so go on and ask me anything" thread

Bob
04-11-2008, 15:58:28
You should start a "I imagine more than you so go on and ask me anything"

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-11-2008, 15:58:42
In absolutely every language, his name now translates as "prick".

Funko
04-11-2008, 15:59:53
Ah, it is The Shaker.

Bob
04-11-2008, 16:06:32
"The Shaker" isn't "prick" in german, that's "Schwückenmöcker"

Funko
04-11-2008, 16:15:48
Shaker is just how we English pronounce Schwückenmöcker

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-11-2008, 16:20:03
Almost like Worcester.

King_Ghidra
04-11-2008, 16:32:01
i still think Yeah Detroit is awesome

Immortal Wombat
04-11-2008, 17:52:14
Am I the only person thinking that Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and The Flash combined wouldn't be very fast? I mean, twelve legs would take a long time to sort out, even if they were combined in a sensible way. More likely you're looking at a horrible zombie nightmare, with body parts all over the place.

mr_B
04-11-2008, 20:03:15
That and i think it's a very very kewl name, it beats pieter, even dirk!!

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-11-2008, 20:03:56
He's going to change it the day after he first tries cramming it into the relevant spaces of any form, such as a passport application.

Koshko
04-11-2008, 23:12:30
Thankfully this kid really isn't in any danger of ever breeding.

Greg W
05-11-2008, 00:41:58
The teenager, from Glastonbury, Somerset, added that while he thought the new name was "crazy", his grandmother was no longer speaking to him.Seems common sense takes barely 2 generations to die out!

Bob
05-11-2008, 08:07:51
Originally posted by Koshko
Thankfully this kid really isn't in any danger of ever breeding. So it's not the Shaker

Bob
05-11-2008, 09:27:21
Maybe it's Ernst August Albert Paul Otto Rupprecht Oskar Berthold Friedrich-Ferdinand Christian-Ludwig Prinz von Hannover

Funko
05-11-2008, 09:28:24
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Am I the only person thinking that Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and The Flash combined wouldn't be very fast? I mean, twelve legs would take a long time to sort out, even if they were combined in a sensible way. More likely you're looking at a horrible zombie nightmare, with body parts all over the place.

But superman can fly much faster than supersonically and carry all the others easily.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-11-2008, 09:28:26
You mean Ernst August Albert Paul Otto Rupprecht Oskar Berthold Friedrich-Ferdinand Christian-Ludwig Superpippiprinz von Hannover?

Funko
05-11-2008, 09:28:46
No, I mean Superman

Bob
05-11-2008, 09:29:24
Ah, the Shaker

Immortal Wombat
05-11-2008, 18:16:31
Originally posted by Funko
But superman can fly much faster than supersonically and carry all the others easily.
Nah, he might be super strong, but he'd have some serious balance issues carrying five other dudes. Especially if Wolverine got his claws out, or the Hulk changed shape mid-flight.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-11-2008, 18:24:05
Originally posted by Funko
No, I mean Superman

Didn't I just say that?

MDA
05-11-2008, 19:48:59
I'm stunned. There's a complete lack of Harry Potter in that name.

I guess any name is better than Keith.

Oerdin
05-11-2008, 21:10:27
He is so going to die a virgin.

TCO
06-11-2008, 00:45:32
me!

Bob
06-11-2008, 08:35:14
Biggest 100-0 ever!

alsieboo
08-11-2008, 00:19:22
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Am I the only person thinking that Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and The Flash combined wouldn't be very fast? I mean, twelve legs would take a long time to sort out, even if they were combined in a sensible way. More likely you're looking at a horrible zombie nightmare, with body parts all over the place.

I :heart: you

Funko
10-11-2008, 09:53:20
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Nah, he might be super strong, but he'd have some serious balance issues carrying five other dudes. Especially if Wolverine got his claws out, or the Hulk changed shape mid-flight.

I'm sure I've seen him carry an entire island to block a volcano or something similar, he could sit them on a nice lounger by the pool of one of the island's hotels.

Provost Harrison
15-11-2008, 22:37:12
Originally posted by Koshko
Thankfully this kid really isn't in any danger of ever breeding.

Very true...and with a name like that, he'll never get a job either.

Oh wait, he's a music graduate? Like that was going to happen anyway :D

Buddy Odor
16-11-2008, 21:04:49
I bet you're a dickhead and post at Poly too

Provost Harrison
17-11-2008, 07:38:54
Pleased to meet you too ;)