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Oerdin
02-11-2008, 13:26:34
For dinner tonight I decided to go down to the kabob shop to have a few doner kabobs with the girlfriend. The food was great but the Turkish guy working the counter smelled like a combination of ass covered up with perfume. Look motherfucker. Spraying your clothes with febreze is not a substitute for washing them nor is spritzing yourself with perfume the same as taking a shower. I don't care how much febreze you sprayed on your nut sack you still smell like a horse's ass.

WTF people? :bouncmsk:

ruGGed
02-11-2008, 15:40:46
Then what happened?

mr_B
02-11-2008, 16:08:37
kabob :lol:

damn you americans are stjoepitly stjoepit

doner kabob :lol:

mr_B
02-11-2008, 16:09:58
Originally posted by Oerdin
with the girlfriend

you are a mc cain guy aren't you

Scabrous Birdseed
02-11-2008, 16:22:38
MC Cain and DJ Abel?

mr_B
02-11-2008, 16:27:39
jj

Oerdin
02-11-2008, 17:32:12
Originally posted by mr_B
kabob :lol:

damn you americans are stjoepitly stjoepit

doner kabob :lol:

Meh, ke ka who cares?:cute:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-11-2008, 17:43:33
bob or kabob, that is the question...

mr_B
02-11-2008, 18:17:05
bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob

that's the bob bob bob bob bob bob bob

mr_B
02-11-2008, 18:18:09
and what a romantic place to take THE girlfriend.

wowwww

Oerdin
02-11-2008, 22:26:42
We've been dating for a year now so we're past the everything has to be romantic stage and now are in the living real life with occasional romantic gestures phase.

Oerdin
02-11-2008, 22:28:56
Mr G/B has some pent up anger in him this morning.

MOBIUS
02-11-2008, 23:05:40
Yeah, and that guy is preparing your food - WTF!:vom:

Kabob...:lol:

MoSe
04-11-2008, 08:04:57
Originally posted by Oerdin
a combination of ass covered up with perfume.

you could call it a de-scent (into squallor)

MoSe
04-11-2008, 08:05:20
KABOOM!

Oerdin
04-11-2008, 08:08:38
Damn... That was a pun of Funko proportions.

Bob
04-11-2008, 08:30:28
Originally posted by Oerdin
We've been dating for a year now so we're past the everything has to be romantic stage and now are in the living real life with occasional romantic gestures phase.
The forum divorce expert says: You're on the right way!

Bob
04-11-2008, 08:37:47
The correct german order is: Döner mit alles und viel scharf

mr_B
04-11-2008, 13:27:38
http://www.rathergood.com/val_halal/

Bob
04-11-2008, 13:48:43
http://www.kozurfa.de/eng/uber.htm

mr_B
04-11-2008, 15:26:35
hmmmm kabob

Bob
04-11-2008, 15:31:00
"It always is careful about it, our guests, to shape the stay pleasantly and unforgettably" is also the CG motto

Oerdin
04-11-2008, 23:53:27
Originally posted by Bob
The forum divorce expert says: You're on the right way!

:( :nervous:

Greg W
05-11-2008, 00:46:03
Originally posted by Bob
The forum divorce expert says: You're on the right way! I have had two, how many have you had?

Bob
05-11-2008, 08:06:42
same

Funko
05-11-2008, 09:33:47
First to three is the winner!

Tizzy
05-11-2008, 09:33:59
I didn't expect this thread to turn into a divorce competition

Bob
05-11-2008, 09:36:25
really? I knew it when I saw the thread title

Greg W
05-11-2008, 13:04:24
Originally posted by Funko
First to three is the winner! Now that's some kind of weird definition of winner!

As a bloke at my work once said:
I am tired of giving women that I don't even like, half of my house!

Tizzy
05-11-2008, 13:05:54
How many halves does his house have?

Bob
05-11-2008, 13:07:53
I am tired too.

Lurker the Second
05-11-2008, 14:26:46
The amazing thing is that anyone or any thing would want to marry any of the posters here. That they eventually wake up and say gtfo is hardly surprising.

Funko
05-11-2008, 14:28:17
True. That's why you have to marry another poster.

MDA
05-11-2008, 14:31:04
its virtual incest!

mr_B
05-11-2008, 14:53:14
kaBob should marry Greg

Bob
05-11-2008, 14:57:59
I did twice

Funko
05-11-2008, 15:07:13
:lol:

Greg W
06-11-2008, 00:44:15
And he broke my heart twice. :cry:

MoSe
06-11-2008, 08:15:19
California just voted for the abrogation of CG Marriages

Bob
06-11-2008, 08:27:04
good idea, it's an aberration

MoSe
06-11-2008, 08:34:11
we are counter nature

Oerdin
06-11-2008, 23:38:18
No we are counterglow.

Bob
07-11-2008, 06:17:37
How did you manage to find that out?

Oerdin
07-11-2008, 07:05:31
Lucky guess.

MoSe
07-11-2008, 10:52:16
Originally posted by Oerdin
Damn... That was a pun of Funko proportions.

you started with "ass...scent" in the title

Stairwipe to Heaven

MDA
07-11-2008, 12:58:06
Originally posted by Oerdin
No we are counterglow.

We are SPARTA!

MoSe
07-11-2008, 13:09:25
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=300

Bob
07-11-2008, 13:10:16
I am SPARTA! and so is my wife!

mr_B
07-11-2008, 13:33:18
een groene?

mr_B
07-11-2008, 13:33:59
http://www.transportfiets.net/foto/transportfiets_121.jpg

King_Ghidra
07-11-2008, 13:38:38
the front seat is for you, right?

mr_B
08-11-2008, 11:48:34
jj