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Aredhran
28-10-2008, 15:33:33
The US government announced today that it will be changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the country's political stance. A condom:

- allows for inflation
- halts production
- destroys the next generation
- protects a bunch of pricks
- gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed

It just doesn't get more accurate than that...

Resource Consumer
28-10-2008, 16:01:40
:lol:

Noisy
29-10-2008, 13:06:48
One condom ... protects a bunch of pricks.

Small pricks, then.

mr_B
29-10-2008, 13:07:40
:lol: @ red

MDA
29-10-2008, 13:48:48
That's it. I'm going down to the harbor to throw all the Swiss chocolate.




into the back of my car.

MoSe
29-10-2008, 16:37:05
I wonder, if you take swiss chocolate out of chocolate balls, what do you get, Neutral Chocolate?

you can dip Freedom Fries in it

MDA
29-10-2008, 16:50:56
or cheese

Aredhran
29-10-2008, 17:47:26
cheese chocolate :vom:

Tizzy
29-10-2008, 18:01:17
Mmm, cheese

mr_B
29-10-2008, 20:11:04
Originally posted by MoSe
I wonder, if you take swiss chocolate out of chocolate balls, what do you get, Neutral Chocolate?

you can dip Freedom Fries in it tralalala balls

mr_B
29-10-2008, 20:27:04
bach beethoven what's his name

MoSe
30-10-2008, 07:51:24
mozzarella choco-covered balls

Mozartella

Bob
30-10-2008, 09:01:30
Gouda / Nougat mixture

Gounod