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Vincent
18-10-2008, 13:56:34
A man takes the bus
Then he takes a train
Then he takes the bus
Then he takes a walk

Technical analysis:
Next time he'll take the bus again. Gimme money to buy him a ticket.

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-10-2008, 14:25:39
I'd sum it up as "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

The Shaker
18-10-2008, 20:19:41
buy him a bike

Oerdin
18-10-2008, 20:28:45
But don't let the Germans steal it.

Koshko
18-10-2008, 21:32:17
Then he takes another walk back to his original position.

Vincent
19-10-2008, 16:17:39
A cowie bought some stocks of a forklift manufacture, because of a recommendation of the technical analysts.
There was a daily page of investment experts we checked. Every time they said "the technical paramaters look good, it's a buy" the prices dropped. Maybe they only got "buy" and "sell" wrong

Resource Consumer
19-10-2008, 18:06:16
if he was late or early - blame the fact that distributions are not normal but just a bit fishy..............