View Full Version : I take credit for everything1

12-10-2008, 01:17:03
Yes, the upcoming union [no smirky sniggers anyone] of Ann and Mike is all my doing. It was I who sent Funko a voodoo love doll I acquired in New Orleans, a few years ago [those of you who know me know how unreliable my memory can be] to enable this poor socially incompetent joker to magically score.
OK on one side of the equation: But I had to also weaken the understandable resistances of poor subject of Mike's devotion. This I accomplished by secreting a magical icon from Santa Barbara to London. This icon, in the current form of a T-shirt with the image of Saint Barbara. As we all know, Saint Barbara is the patron saint of lost causes. If any
body was a lost cause, then it is Funko. What a jerk.

This is my confession. It is all my fault.
I am sorry for you Ann. :coolgrin:

Bossman, you,re off the hook for this one.

12-10-2008, 02:02:10
You're not right in the head, old man. :p

Greg W
12-10-2008, 03:16:52
It took you this long to figure that out? :clueless:

12-10-2008, 04:10:54

12-10-2008, 04:30:43
Bossman is still alive?

12-10-2008, 09:50:31
Way cool!
What next? Lady Rachel?

12-10-2008, 14:24:19
I want to marry Mr_G, I'm afraid no voodoo can do it

Greg W
12-10-2008, 14:53:22
Just get married, and then he'll sleep with you at least!

Resource Consumer
12-10-2008, 18:36:06
do you honestly take credit for Bossman? If so, I am sure his parents would be delighted....

12-10-2008, 23:33:47
:o Friends don't let friends post while drunk.:o

13-10-2008, 09:02:34

14-10-2008, 12:19:37
at least it wasn't as far-fetched as "we met on the internet"