View Full Version : Hey You Wankers!

11-09-2008, 04:46:31
Some guy named Tony Blair is coming to teach at my school this year. I hear he's one of your lot. Now I don't keep up with all that British stuff, but they sure are making a big stink in regards to security about it over here.

And it seems that he's worthy of a meeting with our president in a such a scenario that it will be televised and you need tickets to go see it in person. So I figure, I like a good funny accent as much as the next guy and I got one of these tickets.

If there's an opportunity to ask him some questions, is there anything that you'd suggest?

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-09-2008, 05:05:53
"When Cherie dresses in red, have you ever mistaken her for a Royal Mail letter box?"

11-09-2008, 05:11:58
"Why a big suit?"

11-09-2008, 06:53:21
- since you believe in a god, do you think that god will punish you for your war crimes?

- if you could have dinner with another famous war criminal, who would it be?

- your career didn't quite go to plan and most people think you are an utter cunt, do you agree and do you feel guilty as you should?

11-09-2008, 06:54:45
- do the ghosts of the innocent make you wake up screaming in the middle of the night?

11-09-2008, 06:59:50
"Obviously Stalin is one of your heroes. Which of his qualities do you most admire?"

11-09-2008, 07:20:37
is it true that you watched "shock and awe" on t.v. while you were masturbating and saying "yeah, yeah, fuck me in the ass bush, this is more hot than 9/11, fuck me in the ass big boy. ooh, you're so powerful, fly your missile into my bunker."?

11-09-2008, 08:43:40
Do you think Rory Bremner's impression of you is more accurate than your own portrayal of yourself?

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-09-2008, 18:23:04
"Have you got a really big cock?"

11-09-2008, 19:16:35
I'm going to get tazed.

11-09-2008, 22:02:26

11-09-2008, 22:06:46
Don't taze me bro!

12-09-2008, 06:42:21
did you know, few years ago we had a folk music group from Sardinia named Tazenda.
We thought it had some obscure meaning in Sardinian dialect (actually a language on its own), I now realise it's anglo-latin for "all things that have to be tazed"

12-09-2008, 08:05:37
"Don't you think Gordon Brown is doing a fantastic job of making you look good?"

Resource Consumer
12-09-2008, 11:45:27
"Do you think your brother David looked like a real dick when he was supended over the Thames?"

20-09-2008, 01:50:28
Saw the bloke today. Pretty bland, same old same old as far as content. Excellent public speaker, though. Skirted the controversies on the Middle East fairly well, but left a lot of people asking "but what about so and so?" He'll be teaching a seminar course here on Faith and Globalization. Apparently, he believes that religion is good for globalization despite the fact that it has been a totally disasterous antihesis for it since it started.

Though I did like his bit about how America really needs to take a closer look at its role in the world and start listening to other countries. Found that nicely ironic.

Oh and he prefers the Beatles over the Rolling Stones.

20-09-2008, 05:06:37
So, how was the tazing and does he have a really big cock?

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-09-2008, 07:48:55
Originally posted by DaShi
He'll be teaching a seminar course here on Faith and Globalization.

That sent a chill up my spine..

20-09-2008, 08:35:40
Anything that keeps him away from Britain can't be all bad.

20-09-2008, 12:03:53
Sounds great.

is there a job there for a fat grumpy scottish git as well?

Resource Consumer
20-09-2008, 16:05:19
Normally, we send them to Australia where they run the trade unions.