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Provost Harrison
10-09-2008, 21:13:03
I cut it this morning, what a lovely smell of cut grass. Really it's the smell of murder of plant life. You don't hear Morrissey fucking whinging about that! :D

MoSe
11-09-2008, 08:47:34
did you smoke it then?

Provost Harrison
11-09-2008, 08:50:47
Yeah mon :cool:

Funko
11-09-2008, 09:00:02
The grass doesn't die when you cut it, that's why you'll have to cut it again in a week or so. So it's not murder.

MoSe
11-09-2008, 09:03:30
you should use a multiblade Gillette lawnmower
the first blades raise and pull out the stem, the last ones behead it at the root

MDA
11-09-2008, 10:54:20
I don't think I've heard Morrissey in ten years. :lol:

Bob
11-09-2008, 11:02:53
r u deaf?

Funko
11-09-2008, 11:03:11
jn

Provost Harrison
11-09-2008, 13:46:51
Originally posted by Bob
r u deaf?

Beethoven was

(see what I did there? ;))

MoSe
11-09-2008, 14:03:52
you went too deep in cutting hairs inside your earduct