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Lancer
03-09-2008, 17:21:21
No coffee, no dump.

Discuss.

Oerdin
03-09-2008, 17:29:09
Coffee is a diuretic

Lancer
03-09-2008, 17:30:00
Gazoontite

Provost Harrison
03-09-2008, 18:31:49
Simultaneously?

Lancer
03-09-2008, 20:41:35
Yeah, I've been permabanned from Dunkin Donuts.:o

Funko
04-09-2008, 11:04:42
Eat more fibre.

Bob
04-09-2008, 11:07:26
Die

MDA
04-09-2008, 11:24:10
working as intended

MoSe
04-09-2008, 12:10:06
Originally posted by Funko
Eat more fibre.
if the fiber is optic, will looking at it just do?

Funko
04-09-2008, 12:21:15
No.

Bob
04-09-2008, 12:22:35
I'll take that as a "yes"

MoSe
04-09-2008, 12:22:53
damn. and I thought shit puns could have helped me

Bob
04-09-2008, 12:25:16
That was a pun?

King_Ghidra
04-09-2008, 12:58:33
Originally posted by Oerdin
Coffee is a diuretic

that's urine. dump is not urine.

MDA
04-09-2008, 13:46:03
drinking coffee acts as a mild laxative, and decaf supposedly works just as well as real coffee (I have my doubts, but google never lies, right?)

Lancer
04-09-2008, 19:17:55
Over the next 1000 mornings I'll drink one or the other and record my dumps here. Lets see, weight, stench, and solidity on a scale of 1-10.

Any suggestions?

MDA
04-09-2008, 19:19:42
suggest you post it on Poly and see how it goes

Bob
04-09-2008, 21:27:04
good idea

don't hesitate not to come back here

MoSe
05-09-2008, 07:31:01
don't forget to install the loo-cam

Provost Harrison
05-09-2008, 10:00:21
Lord loo-cam?

The Bursar
05-09-2008, 12:47:14
Attempting to install Lord loo-cam...
...
...
Lord loo-cam not found.

Lancer
06-09-2008, 02:45:19
:p

Provost Harrison
06-09-2008, 13:10:27
Well coffee is a dielectric...

paiktis
06-09-2008, 21:26:40
works better with a cigarette