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Lazarus and the Gimp
27-08-2008, 19:59:28
http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

I got a 63% survival chance.

mr_B
27-08-2008, 20:05:56
You Have a 47% Chance of Survival!

MattHiggs
27-08-2008, 20:31:34
52%

Venom
27-08-2008, 20:36:29
You Have a 70% Chance of Survival!

Because I own guns. And knives and swords. And I know how to use them. And I will use them on anyone.

alsieboo
27-08-2008, 20:44:59
37% I'm so going to die

LoD
27-08-2008, 21:02:49
41%, slightly less screwed than alsie.

alsieboo
27-08-2008, 21:43:44
I need to get more tinned food, have more credible weapons than umbrellas and learn how to fire a gun. Lets just hope the zombie invasion wont happen any time soon!

MOBIUS
27-08-2008, 22:00:59
No idea on the account I don't want to join the Mingle dating site - so I guess 100% to avoid the Zombie daters!:D

LoD
27-08-2008, 22:09:21
alsieboo: that, and obviously the quiz creators are against such stupid ideas as "safety in numbers" and "travel with people you know to trust".

MOBIUS: or 0% for failing a basic perception test (look in the lower-right corner) ;)?

Debaser
27-08-2008, 22:11:07
47% for me.

MOBIUS
27-08-2008, 22:19:05
Originally posted by LoD
MOBIUS: or 0% for failing a basic perception test (look in the lower-right corner) ;)?

:clueless:

I am obviously already a zombie!

70% apart from that blip. Must be our pack rat-like ability of stockpiling BOGOFs...

Kitsuki
27-08-2008, 23:40:08
75%

Woop, woop I have a better chance of survival than you lot!

MOBIUS
27-08-2008, 23:42:40
Fucking Swindon. All the Zombies are instantly confused by all the roundabouts, thus saving all local survivors.

Shining1
28-08-2008, 01:02:30
39%, much of which has to do with draconican New Zealand laws regarding the possession of firearms. (Maybe Alse and I can the zombie romance light relief of the piece.)

They should have been more specific about chainsaws and shotguns imo, it's not like regular pistols do much to a zombie. All you motherfuckers who boosted your scores just because you own a glock had better watch out.

mr_B
28-08-2008, 04:42:04
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Fucking Swindon. All the Zombies are instantly confused by all the roundabouts, thus saving all local survivors. :lol:

Bob
28-08-2008, 05:31:40
I'd say 100% because I was in the army and survived the zombies there

Greg W
28-08-2008, 05:49:54
39%

And Ned, they may be Draconian laws, but the US only allow their people to buy guns because of a law enacted to allow your average person to use a gun in the American Civil War! And people still cling to that as a rationale for guns for all! Pfffft.

Sir Penguin
28-08-2008, 06:20:45
46% but you know what they say: you don't have to outrun the zombies, you only have to outrun alsieboo.

SP

notyoueither
28-08-2008, 06:42:54
79% chance of survival, but I fibbed. A bit. Or a lot.

Tizzy
28-08-2008, 08:52:53
41%.
Crap.

mr_B
28-08-2008, 09:03:32
Originally posted by Bob
I'd say 100% because I was in the army and survived the zombies there time to post that army pic again!!!

Funko
28-08-2008, 09:13:21
51% Don't tell Tizzy I'd happily shoot her if she was a zombie.

Greg W
28-08-2008, 09:29:24
See, that was where she lost 10%, in misguided and unreciprocated compassion for you. :p

MoSe
28-08-2008, 09:33:56
"Ok, Sign Me Up! "

no way


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ah, here:

46%

Tizzy
28-08-2008, 09:34:57
Originally posted by Greg W
See, that was where she lost 10%, in misguided and unreciprocated compassion for you. :p

I'm too nice

Greg W
28-08-2008, 10:48:04
For Funko, definitely. :D

Oerdin
28-08-2008, 10:59:15
You Have a 57% Chance of Survival!

MoSe
28-08-2008, 11:10:10
so, the first ones to go will be

37% Alsie
39% Shining, Greg
41% LoD, Tizzy

46% SP & me
47% mr_B, Debaser

unless we cling to one of the survival leaders....

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I never used nor even held a weapon in my life, but I regret there was no "I'd grab my love and feed him/her to the zombies to slow them down" option

Greg W
28-08-2008, 11:44:17
Nah, the first ones to go will be the ones that lied about what they'd do to get a higher score. :p

Bob
28-08-2008, 11:45:36
Originally posted by Funko
51% Don't tell Tizzy I'd happily shoot her if she was a zombie. That's OK. She should be worried if it changes to "... looks a bit like a zombe from quite a distance"

MDA
28-08-2008, 11:46:43
I thought all you had to do to survive was get to the pub and barricade yourself in?

52%

Greg W
28-08-2008, 11:50:25
Well, it'd be a decent source of molotov cocktails, for sure.

Bob
28-08-2008, 12:01:29
you sure mean beer!

Funko
28-08-2008, 12:08:58
Originally posted by Bob
That's OK. She should be worried if it changes to "... looks a bit like a zombe from quite a distance"

Luckily she always looks perfect and not like a zombie, even from a distance. So she'd never be in danger of being shot by mistake. Especially not in danger of being shot when she is hungover in the morning.

Interesting question, would you shoot a loved one if you thought they might be a zombie but on the other hand there's a chance they aren't and you can persuade them to make you breakfast.

Tizzy
28-08-2008, 12:34:41
It depends how good the chance of them actually making breakfast is.

So in my case I should probably just shoot.

Funko
28-08-2008, 12:51:24
Good thing we don't have any guns.

King_Ghidra
28-08-2008, 13:04:40
and now they've locked that bloke up the chances of you getting one has dropped significantly

mr_B
28-08-2008, 13:12:23
waswas

Beta1
28-08-2008, 13:13:21
53% chance.

So Mat and MDA are zombie food before me!

Bob
28-08-2008, 13:40:41
"Got muscle pains as well and stairs are a realy pain."

MoSe
28-08-2008, 13:49:59
you're a pain in the stairs

King_Ghidra
28-08-2008, 14:50:19
52%

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-08-2008, 15:24:09
Originally posted by Kitsuki
75%

Woop, woop I have a better chance of survival than you lot!


I'd guess attending Tory party conferences gives a sound grounding in facing massed hordes of the living dead.

King_Ghidra
28-08-2008, 15:53:00
rimshot.com

Funko
28-08-2008, 15:56:21
:lol:

alsieboo
28-08-2008, 20:52:30
So I'm barricading myself in a fortified building, I'm not looking for trouble by screaming by every noise I hear, I will shoot friends and family if they turn, and the only thing thats ruining my chances apart from not having a weapon or tinned food is the fact that I cant fucking run.

Bob
28-08-2008, 21:00:59
It's a bit like posting here, but easier

Oerdin
28-08-2008, 21:09:38
Originally posted by Greg W
39%

And Ned, they may be Draconian laws, but the US only allow their people to buy guns because of a law enacted to allow your average person to use a gun in the American Civil War! And people still cling to that as a rationale for guns for all! Pfffft.

Revolutionary War actually.

Oerdin
28-08-2008, 21:10:22
Originally posted by Tizzy
It depends how good the chance of them actually making breakfast is.

So in my case I should probably just shoot.

:lol:

Kitsuki
28-08-2008, 22:47:19
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I'd guess attending Tory party conferences gives a sound grounding in facing massed hordes of the living dead.

Ooooh, low blow.

Shining1
29-08-2008, 02:05:09
The yanks do have the right idea though, one should always be prepared to shoot the British.

Greg W
29-08-2008, 02:26:07
You know, someone was telling me quite a few years ago that there's still a law on the books somewhere in England that if a Scottsman comes within 100 meters* of the walls of a castle, you're allowed to shoot him with a longbow.


* probably yards actually, and the distance could be wrong. I'm going from memory here, and that's never the best thing to do.

Funko
29-08-2008, 08:11:36
York, and it was inside the town walls after dark I think. Similar thing with Welshmen in Shrewsbury.

I don't suggest you try it, old laws don't necessarily get repealed but they do get superceded by new legislation. It'd definitely be treated as murder.

Bob
29-08-2008, 08:18:59
Even if it's only a scotsman? What kind of law is that!

Funko
29-08-2008, 08:28:21
We have this crazy rule where every human is capable of being murdered, including Scottish people and even Germans. :eek:

http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/section5/chapter_a.html#02

Bob
29-08-2008, 08:38:57
but it says "any reasonable creature". So beware, dutchmen!

Funko
29-08-2008, 08:46:20
Good point, you should be Dyl.

Bob
29-08-2008, 08:49:13
So you can shoot me?

Funko
29-08-2008, 08:49:43
Only when you start another war.

Bob
29-08-2008, 08:50:07
no budget for war at the moment

Funko
29-08-2008, 08:52:43
You need a strong nationalistic leader like Putin or Bush.

Bob
29-08-2008, 08:55:42
All we have is a girl

Funko
29-08-2008, 10:00:24
girls r gay

MoSe
29-08-2008, 10:17:13
Originally posted by Bob
All we have is a girl

but she's merkelwurdig

Shining1
29-08-2008, 14:06:00
I just never get a good feeling about anyone named Angela.

Bob
29-08-2008, 14:37:45
I wouldn't say so

MoSe
29-08-2008, 14:41:51
so dont

Bob
29-08-2008, 14:42:56
Who cares!

MoSe
29-08-2008, 14:43:22
pipifax

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-08-2008, 14:53:45
Originally posted by Bob
but it says "any reasonable creature". So beware, dutchmen!

Also, "person of sound mind and discretion" excludes dutchmen and bus drivers on the other side of the.. uhm.. event.

self biased
29-08-2008, 21:54:58
eighty-three percent. it helps having a friend that has a federal arms permit. i will eventually be gifted a few shotguns once he puts me through some training, and possibly a few pistols if and when i get a pistol permit.

Greg W
30-08-2008, 01:40:28
Originally posted by Funko
it was inside the after dark I think:eek:

Greg W
30-08-2008, 01:42:30
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Also, "person of sound mind and discretion" excludes dutchmen and bus drivers on the other side of the.. uhm.. event. Woo hoo, watch out Dutchies if I ever get behind the wheel of a bus and you're nearby!

Shining1
30-08-2008, 07:41:02
Is that law about Arrows and Scotts something from Edward the first's reign?

Because he had a nasty habit of building castles all over the place.

Also, does it specify how complete the castle has to be before you can shooting arrows from it? Would half a ton of stone and some well marked foundations be enough to justify a barrage at dawn at the unfortunate scottish village 50 yards away?

Funko
01-09-2008, 08:15:38
It would if you were King Edward.

Lancer
03-09-2008, 20:58:33
70%

If I'm being chased by a zombie mob I can run like a Kenyen on speed.

Question, are zombies limited to their abilities or lack thereof when they were alive? For instance, if a 500 lb person confined to a bed because they were physicly unable to emerge from it were bitten by a zombie, would it jump up and run? Would wheelchair zombie armies roll out of nursing homes or run?