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LoD
24-07-2008, 14:48:08
I have several questions regarding the Down Under. Isn't Greg from Australia? If so, Greg, could you send me an empty PM with your e-mail address in the title, in order for me to get your contact?

Lurker the Second
24-07-2008, 14:55:19
Originally posted by LoD
could you send me an empty PM

:lol:

LoD
24-07-2008, 19:26:12
Work the system ;).

Lurker the Second
24-07-2008, 20:06:46
Must be some embarrasing questions if you won't post them in this forum in order to get the benefit of the wisdom of all the know-it-alls here who don't live in ozland.

But that's ok, I can understand focusing on Greg for those types of questions.

Vincent
24-07-2008, 20:16:18
Greg? Who is Greg? Ah, you mean Number 16 Bus Shelter!

Greg W
25-07-2008, 16:07:25
I don't know, is the PM system even working? And does that mean I only have to send him a PM if I want to admit to being from the land down under? :cute:

protein
25-07-2008, 16:18:55
1. how come you don't all fall off the earth since you are upside down?
2. why do you all have corks in your hats?
3. do you know kylie?
4. have you recently "come the raw prawn" or thrown some "snags" on the "barbie"?
5. how many didgeridoos do you own?

Asher
25-07-2008, 17:21:59
How about them Aussie airplanes?

LoD
25-07-2008, 17:31:16
They fly upside down of course!

Lurker: yeah, you got me. I got to drunk, shagged with an Aussie gal without protection, and now I'm wondering what kind of novel STDs I can expect.

Greg: thanks, got your mail, will be writing to you presently.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-07-2008, 17:38:18
Originally posted by LoD
I got to drunk, shagged with an Aussie gal without protection, and now I'm wondering what kind of novel STDs I can expect.


Antipoditis.

Greg W
26-07-2008, 06:06:58
Originally posted by protein
1. how come you don't all fall off the earth since you are upside down?We all wear velcro thongs2. why do you all have corks in your hats?In case we ever need to put our beer down, we have an easy way on hand to stop it spilling and to stop our blueys drinking it3. do you know kylie?I know a few Kylies in fact4. have you recently "come the raw prawn" or thrown some "snags" on the "barbie"?You give someone the raw prawn, you don't "come" the raw prawn. You also don't throw snags on a barbie, they tend to bounce off. Otherwise, yes.5. how many didgeridoos do you own?None. Used to own a boomerang, but it was broken cos it didn't come back.*

*note: may have just been a stick

Greg W
26-07-2008, 06:10:55
Ph, and LoD, you may want to ask Novacane those same questions too, as he recently came to Oz to work for a while (unless I have completely lost my mind, which is entirely possible and would explain the stuff leaking out my ears). No idea where he's living, as he's been too much of a snob to invite me over for a beer. :cry:

Vincent
26-07-2008, 09:05:39
Did you throw away the broken boomerang?

MOBIUS
26-07-2008, 10:32:00
Originally posted by Greg W
Ph, and LoD, you may want to ask Novacane those same questions too, as he recently came to Oz to work for a while (unless I have completely lost my mind, which is entirely possible and would explain the stuff leaking out my ears). No idea where he's living, as he's been too much of a snob to invite me over for a beer. :cry:

I was out in OZ for about 8 months, I may have unwittingly been a passenger of Greg's as I frequently took the bus to Bondi...:cute:

Greg W
27-07-2008, 09:20:24
And you didn't catch up for a beer? :(

Fortunately I don't drive around Bondi, so you were saved from that ordeal.

MOBIUS
27-07-2008, 17:46:30
It was a while back, I'm not sure I was aware of your existence back then...

I thought you had your accident at Bondi Junction?

MoSe
28-07-2008, 07:09:21
indeed

having an accident is not consisdered driving

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
29-07-2008, 02:42:40
I'm historically an Australian resident, if that means anything after being away for 8 years. For all I know, they stopped running The Panel on Channel 10, John Howard got voted out and there's a water shortage. Ha! As if!

Resource Consumer
29-07-2008, 10:06:21
Originally posted by Greg W
We all wear velcro thongs

I remember being in Perth once and this guy was telling me how he had an accident in a drive-in McDonalds as he "got his thong caught round the accelerator pedal".

He couldn't understand why I was pissing myself laughing.

Funko
29-07-2008, 10:44:47
:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-07-2008, 10:45:05
:lol:

C.G.B. Spender
29-07-2008, 10:50:50
You met Greg?

MOBIUS
29-07-2008, 11:55:16
:lol:

Greg W
29-07-2008, 14:10:59
:lol: