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King_Ghidra
24-07-2008, 12:10:24
:eek:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/24/russia.wildlife

MoSe
24-07-2008, 12:22:13
"It's always the bear's fault,"

"These predators have to be destroyed,"

"Either way there is not enough food,"

King_Ghidra
24-07-2008, 12:28:30
Yeah there was one very dumb line in there:

Officials from Russia's emergency situations ministry conceded there was too few fish this year or too many bears.



:lol:

Funko
24-07-2008, 12:35:05
The situation would sort itself out naturally if the Russians stopped feeding themselves to the bears.

MDA
24-07-2008, 13:14:18
"Officials believe that 100,000 tonnes of salmon are being illegally fished each year"

That's a lot of fish.

Funko
24-07-2008, 13:15:33
Or a few very heavy ones.

MoSe
24-07-2008, 13:38:15
is a salmontonne heavier than a tunatonne?

Funko
24-07-2008, 14:47:59
What?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-07-2008, 17:23:21
tonato, I assume

Funko
25-07-2008, 08:05:58
you say tonato...

C.G.B. Spender
25-07-2008, 08:46:24
I say goodbye

King_Ghidra
25-07-2008, 09:03:51
And i say titwank

C.G.B. Spender
25-07-2008, 09:09:09
how many times?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-07-2008, 11:03:56
Bärig!

MOBIUS
25-07-2008, 11:43:30
Originally posted by Funko
The situation would sort itself out naturally if the Russians stopped feeding themselves to the bears.

Or if the Russian poachers started feeding themselves to the bears.:bounce:

MoSe
25-07-2008, 11:56:51
"what did you get for breakfast this morning, my bärling?"
"oh, just poacher eggs, Urs"

MDA
25-07-2008, 15:30:30
:gasmaske:

Resource Consumer
26-07-2008, 22:59:03
There's never too many bears - just too little vodka

Oerdin
27-07-2008, 08:23:46
Originally posted by MoSe
is a salmontonne heavier than a tunatonne?

On the up side the Albacore tuna season is now here and I'm going tuna fishing tomorrow. I'm dreaming of a 400lb tuna but will likely spend $80 and catch jack shit. I'll let you know if any bears are sighted. ;)

Greg W
27-07-2008, 09:32:37
And if they shit in the woods or not.

MOBIUS
27-07-2008, 17:59:35
Originally posted by Oerdin
...and catch jack shit

Is that related to Skipjack?

Provost Harrison
27-07-2008, 21:13:59
Salmon poaching is to blame? Well nothing to do with me then, I always do mine in the oven...

King_Ghidra
30-07-2008, 14:38:53
better on the grill imho

Oerdin
30-07-2008, 18:12:54
Ended up not going fishing so I could do laundry. Being an adult sucks sometimes. :(

Venom
30-07-2008, 18:18:55
Seriously? Laundry? That's fucking retarded.

JM^3
30-07-2008, 18:35:04
Just wear some dirty clothes.

JM

Funko
31-07-2008, 08:14:33
Just get Tizzy to do it for you.

King_Ghidra
31-07-2008, 09:20:32
get tizzy to wear oerdin's dirty clothes? bizarre.

mr_B
31-07-2008, 09:33:07
why?

C.G.B. Spender
31-07-2008, 09:33:55
dhy

mr_B
31-07-2008, 10:22:35
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/07/30/stuck.bear.shot.ap/index.html

MoSe
31-07-2008, 11:59:22
unbearable news