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Funko
10-07-2008, 09:00:56
If you haven't already seen it.

http://www.madcowtouristinfo.com/

Drekkus
10-07-2008, 09:06:58
why are conspiracy people such bad writers?

Scabrous Birdseed
10-07-2008, 09:34:31
It's great. Something this brilliant surely can't be satire.

Scabrous Birdseed
10-07-2008, 09:40:38
(I guess I can freely enjoy the symptoms of a paranoid schizophrenic if you guys can enjoy depressives.)

Funko
10-07-2008, 09:41:12
It's amazing. I found it quite hard to keep track of all the changes in topic.

Funko
10-07-2008, 09:43:28
Note for left handers:

I should also tell you about an associate of mine who was once diagnosed with dyslexia. To my surprise, no one ever told him that left-handed people have a tendency to write backwards and that the only remedy he needed was to use his right hand. He did not need all of the years of private schooling and tutoring, and to cope with the humiliating classification as illiterate.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-07-2008, 10:15:30
summary?

Funko
10-07-2008, 10:38:53
Someone tried to poison their inhaler with mad cow disease at heathrow airport, then tried to kill them in a pharmacy in the US somewhere it's all related to the Royal Family, Prince William and David Duchovny are both subliminally trying to get her to marry them, 9-11, dandelion root being the cure for cancer and much, much more.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-07-2008, 11:03:47
Ah, ok.

And where's the conspiracy in that?

Funko
10-07-2008, 11:24:22
In the details.

Tizzy
10-07-2008, 11:26:44
Always check the small print.

Funko
10-07-2008, 11:29:36
There isn't any on that site.

Tizzy
10-07-2008, 11:33:15
It's really small

Venom
10-07-2008, 11:52:14
That's the worst page on the internet. Even above Poly Off Topic.

Funko
10-07-2008, 11:54:24
It's more intelligent and factual than Poly OT.

C.G.B. Spender
10-07-2008, 12:03:10
It has also a bigger font and a nicer layout

C.G.B. Spender
10-07-2008, 12:05:32
The "Photo of me taken by my mother, in a coat and hood made by my grandmother." is sooooo adorable :love:

Lurker the Second
10-07-2008, 12:46:51
Wow, just wow.

This part is true, though:


I found myself at the Surrogate's and Supreme Court. It was there that I found a collection of underdeveloped, un-evolved primates.

Funko
10-07-2008, 12:48:39
:lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-07-2008, 15:16:37
Lovely stuff. Almost up to the standard of those thinking that the 1980's RPG games designer Steve Jackson predicted 9-11.