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KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 04:53:05
calling her a "cunt".

I think I might have just started a fight. Stay tuned for details.

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 04:55:43
Uh oh...

got a reply. Says:

"That was an awful thing to say"

:beer:

Koshko
05-07-2008, 05:03:06
CUNT is one of those "OH NO U DI'INT!" words.

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 05:08:18
Too bad...I did!!!!

:beer:

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 05:20:08
Uh oh....she now sent texts to a bunch of my wife's other friends talking about how she broke down in tears when she saw it.

:lol:

DaShi
05-07-2008, 05:22:00
Go emotional blackmail!

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 05:24:06
My wife had already immunized us against it by calling her other friends and telling them what I'd done and that the girl in question was, in fact, a cunt.

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 05:24:43
There's some drama in the house tonight. My wife has gone into full crisis lockdown mode.

Awesome.

Vincent
05-07-2008, 05:48:55
Good work

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 05:49:55
Thank you.

mr_B
05-07-2008, 07:08:29
why did you call her cunt?

Lazarus and the Gimp
05-07-2008, 07:50:23
Because he was using metaphor to draw attention to her depth and sensitivity.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-07-2008, 08:16:38
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
There's some drama in the house tonight. My wife has gone into full crisis lockdown mode.


What crisis?

Greg W
05-07-2008, 09:40:27
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
There's some drama in the house tonight. My wife has gone into full crisis lockdown mode.

Awesome. That's marriage for you! :beer:

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 15:15:35
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Because he was using metaphor to draw attention to her depth and sensitivity.

Could be that. It could also be because she:

1) Treats me like a servant in my own home whenever she comes to visit

2) Acts like a total fucking bitch to any and all of my friends that she meets...to the extent that she's now pretty much universally hated

3) Claimed that she needed to live with us for "a week or at most two" while she was "between apartments", then stayed on for 6 weeks despite our mounting protests, and only left when I finally told her I was going to change the locks

4) Left her stuff and her cat with us, claiming she would pick both up by Wednesday, only to send a text message to us on Wednesday saying she couldn't make it, then proceeded to duck all of our calls and texts until I called her a cunt and told her I'd already put her cat on Craigslist and her stuff on the street corner.

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 15:18:09
Note that her cat has the delightful habit of whining at my bedroom door all hours of the night, then hacking up orange hairballs all over my carpet.

Also, we've had to cover our couch with towels and blankets because the little darling has turned it into his 1300$ scratching post.

Oerdin
05-07-2008, 15:26:01
So a bit frustrated are you?

Resource Consumer
05-07-2008, 15:29:10
She sounds like a cunt!

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 15:32:26
Indeed. Perhaps I should tell her that!

Resource Consumer
05-07-2008, 15:34:40
Don't say that we suggested it. We'd hate to get a bad name.:)

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 15:35:43
God forbid.

Resource Consumer
05-07-2008, 15:39:14
Maybe you should send her a forum invite. It could take the heat off you (maybe not the cat).

mr_B
05-07-2008, 15:48:14
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Could be that. It could also be because she:

4) Left her stuff and her cat with us, claiming she would pick both up by Wednesday, only to send a text message to us on Wednesday saying she couldn't make it, then proceeded to duck all of our calls and texts until I called her a cunt and told her I'd already put her cat on Craigslist and her stuff on the street corner. :lol: so she only listen to the name cunt

Kitsuki
05-07-2008, 16:29:18
I think you should deeply question your dear lady wife's taste in friends!

KrazyHorse
05-07-2008, 16:51:49
I'm pretty sure they're not friends any more.

:lol:

alsieboo
05-07-2008, 17:07:08
It's not a proper drama unless someone films the arguments. Get to it!!

Resource Consumer
05-07-2008, 18:20:24
Absolutely - get Utoobing.

Koshko
05-07-2008, 21:41:01
So why is your wife even friends with her?

DaShi
05-07-2008, 21:56:17
She obviously can't say "no." She married KH, afterall. ;)

Oerdin
06-07-2008, 00:14:44
Obviously. ;)

KrazyHorse
06-07-2008, 15:23:01
Just found out why she couldn't make it on Wednesday to pick her shit up: she took off for a long weekend in Richmond with her friend. Cunt.

Drake Tungsten
06-07-2008, 17:15:08
Seriously. Only a stupid cunt would spend a long weekend in Richmond.

KrazyHorse
06-07-2008, 17:38:03
Or even stop for longer than it takes to fill your gas tank up...

Resource Consumer
06-07-2008, 19:50:53
So she has a friend called Cunt too?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-07-2008, 21:37:46
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
Absolutely - get Utoobing.

Ubooting?

MDA
07-07-2008, 12:52:56
this entire thread is awesome

I thought men only said "cunt" to test a woman's reflexes. You just time the slap.

C.G.B. Spender
07-07-2008, 12:57:11
I measure a man by the respect he pays respect to women

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-07-2008, 13:00:03
And you see a world of MrGs.

C.G.B. Spender
07-07-2008, 13:00:50
Oh, he's only dutch

maroule
08-07-2008, 13:21:17
Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Could be that. It could also be because she:

1) Treats me like a servant in my own home whenever she comes to visit

2) Acts like a total fucking bitch to any and all of my friends that she meets...to the extent that she's now pretty much universally hated

3) Claimed that she needed to live with us for "a week or at most two" while she was "between apartments",


knowing 1) and 2) and accepting her request to 3) makes your either a dimwit or a masochist... or a brilliant tactician, betting on your wife to get fed up with her former friend, and stoping all relationships with her, hence freeing you forever from 1) and 2)... 6 weeks of pain for a life of freedom... some trade off...

KrazyHorse
08-07-2008, 13:25:08
Or, it makes me too nice to my wife, who did not previously understand the scale of cuntitude to which this girl aspired.

KrazyHorse
08-07-2008, 13:28:48
This girl is now apparently cut out of the little sewing circle of my wife and her friends (into which she'd insinuated herself over the last 6-7 years).

Hah.

MDA
08-07-2008, 13:50:50
she was the circle jerk

MOBIUS
08-07-2008, 15:10:31
So I guess that's all sewn up then...

Oerdin
08-07-2008, 15:50:34
Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Seriously. Only a stupid cunt would spend a long weekend in Richmond.

Yeah, the first time I went to Richmond was in 1995 and I can remember thinking it should be a nice place since it was the capital of the South and all that. Instead I found a city filled with abandoned brick industrial buildings and shitty old houses that looked like they were ready to fall over. That place sucks.

Asher
08-07-2008, 18:40:45
Splendid work.

A year ago at this time I told off (in person!) my SO's brother's girlfriend. She was a cunt, but I called her a bitch. I should've called her a cunt. I still hate myself for only calling her a bitch.

Every Christmas is very awkward I spend with them. She's such a cunt.

Drake Tungsten
08-07-2008, 18:43:44
That place sucks.

Yep. It's the San Diego of the East Coast.

TCO
11-07-2008, 07:01:13
Baltimoron dissing on Richmond? You cunt.

Oerdin
11-07-2008, 09:25:56
Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Yep. It's the San Diego of the East Coast.

:lol:

BTW last month Forbes published a list of the best cities in America for people who love the outdoors. San Diego was #2 on the list behind San Francisco. Richmond didn't make the list.

http://www.forbes.com/2008/05/12/outdoors-health-cities-forbeslife-cx_rr_0512realestate_chart.html

Drake Tungsten
11-07-2008, 10:13:57
What a moronic list. Jacksonville at #4? DC ahead of Denver? You're really reaching for proof that San Diego doesn't suck...

Funko
11-07-2008, 10:20:35
The outdoors is unamerican.

C.G.B. Spender
11-07-2008, 10:41:06
Don't they have SUVs?

Asher
11-07-2008, 15:26:18
Originally posted by Oerdin
:lol:

BTW last month Forbes published a list of the best cities in America for people who love the outdoors. San Diego was #2 on the list behind San Francisco. Richmond didn't make the list.

http://www.forbes.com/2008/05/12/outdoors-health-cities-forbeslife-cx_rr_0512realestate_chart.html

What is there outdoor to do in San Diego except panhandle or go to the zoo?

What a terrible list!

Oh, I see. They count city parks as the "outdoors". What a fucking joke, stupid fucking San Diego cunts.

This is the "outdoors":
http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/7/lake_moraine_banff_sc0586.jpg

THIS IS NOT:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/37/Balbao_Park_fountain_San_Diego.jpg/800px-Balbao_Park_fountain_San_Diego.jpg

MOBIUS
11-07-2008, 17:48:51
Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
What a moronic list. Jacksonville at #4? DC ahead of Denver? You're really reaching for proof that San Diego doesn't suck...

Jacksonville - what a dump!

Having it at #4 kinda blows a massive hole in the credibility of this survey...:cute: