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mr_B
25-06-2008, 13:11:27
I got slapped in the face last week when i did my slick "move your dick to a girls back when you are passing her while she sits in a pub and chatting to her friend"move

isn't that strange?

MoSe
25-06-2008, 13:13:35
Originally posted by mr_B
..."move your did to a girls back when you are passing her while she sits in a pub and chatting to her friend"
.....??? what did your did dooooo did doooo???

King_Ghidra
25-06-2008, 13:16:10
:lol:

mr_B
25-06-2008, 13:16:44
strange hah!!

King_Ghidra
25-06-2008, 13:18:05
but i bet you remembered drekkus daughter's name at the point of being slapped

mr_B
25-06-2008, 13:20:04
once at my fraternity i was kicked in the nuts when i smelled a girls butt.
she really could not laugh about my "I'm a dog and i think i like you" pick up line

Funko
25-06-2008, 13:21:08
:lol:

Lurker the Second
25-06-2008, 15:03:22
dutch girls are so odd.

Funko
25-06-2008, 15:05:46
Just the girls?

mr_B
25-06-2008, 15:10:15
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
dutch girls are so odd.

-FACT!!

Tizzy
25-06-2008, 15:12:24
If they were normal they wouldn't be able to cope with the dutch men.

Funko
25-06-2008, 15:14:36
I guess the girl in the story wasn't Dutch. That's a normal way of approaching girls in Holland.

mr_B
25-06-2008, 15:21:45
orrrr gently punch them on the left tit.

Greg W
25-06-2008, 15:22:28
Originally posted by mr_B
once at my fraternity i was kicked in the nuts when i smelled a girls butt.
she really could not laugh about my "I'm a dog and i think i like you" pick up line :lol:

The funny thing is I can so see him doing that.

Funko
25-06-2008, 15:23:56
Great thing with Dutch girls is that he doesn't need to bend down.

Greg W
25-06-2008, 15:28:45
He just bends over?

Funko
25-06-2008, 15:32:36
No, he's short and they are tall. Never mind the weather.

Lurker the Second
25-06-2008, 15:34:42
100-0

mr_B
25-06-2008, 15:36:35
Originally posted by Greg W
:lol:

The funny thing is I can so see him doing that. no you can't, you are at the other part of the world you fewl

MoSe
25-06-2008, 15:39:00
Originally posted by mr_B
orrrr gently punch them on the left tit.

this reminds me...

last year in high-school, one afternoon we were playing table-tenis doubles in the garden of a schoolmate

I was coupled with the nerd-girl of the class
it had recently rained, and at some point the ping pong ball fell in a puddle
I picked it up, and as her blouse looked spongy and fluffy, it seemed just natural to me that the best option was to dry the ball by thorougly wiping it around her left tit
bafflement prevented her from reacting in any way
I didn't understand at the time *why* that had unleashed general hilarity
after all the garment was of a dark shade and didn't get visibly stained

I found out tho the story got still told, at a class reunion 20 years after the event

Tizzy
25-06-2008, 15:41:11
Originally posted by mr_B
no you can't, you are at the other part of the world you fewl

He has spies everywhere!!

mr_B
25-06-2008, 15:44:06
Originally posted by MoSe
this reminds me...


I was coupled with the nerd-girl of the class NO WAY !!!!
YOU?

MoSe
25-06-2008, 15:45:08
she was a better ping pong player than me

mr_B
25-06-2008, 15:45:53
NO WAY!!!!

And stjoepit me thought that you were THE atlete

MoSe
25-06-2008, 15:47:15
I actually was, till my mid-20's

mr_B
25-06-2008, 15:50:35
stop it
STOP IT

I'm pissing my pants laughing now

MoSe
25-06-2008, 15:52:15
too bad you don't have a dog, he'd have been thrilled to sniff your pants

MoSe
25-06-2008, 15:59:25
I could add that girl lives now in Valencia, and has become a succesful lawyer

I stumbled in her at the movies, around 15 years after highschool, she was visiting family for Xmas
She failed to recognise me (I had begun to put on weight already)
I reminded her the high school
She denied ever having had a schoolmate with my name
she didn't recall most of our schoolmats either, nor many memorable events...

I wondered had I insisted, would have she denied of even having lived in Milan, or being Italian at all...

Funko
25-06-2008, 16:07:42
did you remind her of the ping pong ball left breast incident?

Greg W
26-06-2008, 02:15:06
Originally posted by Tizzy
He has spies everywhere!! ;)

Greg W
26-06-2008, 02:17:38
Originally posted by Funko
No, he's short and they are tall. Never mind the weather. Actually, it was more a reference that they'd be more masculine than him, so they'd whip out the strap-on...



Yeah, alright, that is just about enough of that mental picture.
:nervous:

MoSe
26-06-2008, 07:43:10
mental is the right term

King_Ghidra
26-06-2008, 08:26:52
Originally posted by mr_B
NO WAY !!!!
YOU?

:lol:

Venom
26-06-2008, 12:30:46
EYE OF THE TIGER Mr B!!!!! EYE OF THE TIGER!

mr_B
26-06-2008, 13:16:14
:lol:

mr_B
26-06-2008, 13:17:14
Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances